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Smile thread? Smile thread. Smile thread!

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Haha nothing much but my friend posted this on Facebook which cracked me up (he's the most fun friend to text message when you're bored ever):

To the man working in the Vodafone disputes dept.

I would like to concede defeat and award you congratulations. Your disputing skills prevailed over my clear cut case of account mismanagement. You wore me down over the fierce 1 1/2 hour battle and not only convinced me to pay a bill I still feel is unjust due to many errors on your company's behalf, but you convinced me to pay more than the needed amount AND in a way where my phone would still be barred for at least another day. You are more than a worthy foe for anyone who even slightly values there time. You may also rejoice to know that you also made me late for work causing me to forget several items that I needed. I hope you hold your head up high when your at a bbq telling people of your career because you are not just a call centre clerk But actually A Knight of the billing Disputes kingdom. Tomorrow I plan to spend more money to ensure I never have to talk to anyone like you again!!!

I'm not even mad I'm impressed...... Well played sir.
 
I had the best weekend! Met an amazing girl. And her equally awesome boyfriend. Mimosas, friends, pools, hot tubs, drugs, black outs, abortive attempts at an international phone call and everyone wondering why I was on the computer at 3:30 in the morning, sushi, hamburgers, moving vans, Professor Godbole, Eric Prydz. Things are looking up for us Sonny!
 
I'm kind of glad uni is back. Some direction is a good thing.


I also have a pair of gorgeous girls who love me and look twincestishly similar.
 
While it should piss me off, I find myself consistently getting a smile out of the hilariously varied subject lines of the Viagra pitching spam I've been receiving of late after staying virtually spam free on my current primary account since 2004.

'Make coupling long lasting', 'Like Ron Jeremy performing' and other broken English hilarity... small things, small minds etc :D
 
I saved my favourite spam email ever. It's pure poetry. It's titled 'biz conversant affiliate' and was penned by Gerry Holley.

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;)

I'm smiling because our washing machine got fixed. No clean clothes was making me a sad panda.

Not so much smiling about the $250 part though.
 
You nearly would have been better off buying a new washing machine. 8o

I'm one of those people that thinks once something starts breaking then it's time for a new one. The constant repair bills add up quickly and if a new purchase was made from the outset then all would have been good, :)
 
Companies often design things that last just longer than the warranty. So I say break everything you have a month before warranty ends. New stuff forever!
 
katmeow said:
I saved my favourite spam email ever. It's pure poetry. It's titled 'biz conversant affiliate' and was penned by Gerry Holley.

demure adhesion, convocation affectate congolese, cannery bison.
clam dishes chelate ambulatory composure blunt denebola.
audiovisual blueback convect belong burlesque colossi chandelier.
chancy arbitrage atrocious capita backgammon.
dilogarithm chattanooga adipic cairn coiffure aubrey brandy

;)

I'm smiling because our washing machine got fixed. No clean clothes was making me a sad panda.

Not so much smiling about the $250 part though.
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You have made me read my spam and you have frightened me.
 
Actually Ryan and Scarlett have both said they would rather not be split up while fulfilling your fantasies, and have agreed to come to meeee :D

Kthxbye <3
 
Okay, Kat's post has made me read my spam now:

Stop Spectating and Start Havinng More Satisfying Sneior
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I should, because as we all know, Sneior is awesome.
 
New job.
Call center for a courier company.....
Dealing with people all day over the phone is a change from working my ass off moving there freight...
Only 6 months though. Then further up the company I go. Oh how I love being lucky enough to get accepted into an awesome opportunity to learn how the freight industry works =D
2 years time i'll be more qualified to manage a freight/shipping company then most uni students....
And I got declined for university and accepted for this cadetship..... and yet the cadetship claims to require a university degree to enter.....
Im a happy panda currently.
God I hate schooling style learning with all the homework and assignments.....
Happy happy happy.... "_
 
Said it before and I'll say it again

There is nothing lame/wrong/sad/fucked/whatever about Good Game

Bajo Out!

Junglist Out

Eggman Out!
 
Capt'n LP said:
Companies often design things that last just longer than the warranty.
So I say break everything you have a month before warranty ends.
New stuff forever!
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I do this, too.
I've done it with my last three digital camera's.
They upgrade you,
too,
'caus the old stuff's not in stock anymore.

Awesomemiser.

My Smile:

I jus' fix'd my other PC.
Hardware Styles.
TroubleShooter.
Happy.

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:) Kyle Sandilands being stood down from Idol. I will be watching this year because I know someone in the top 24 and now having to watch seems that much more bearable knowing his fat head won't be invading my lounge room.
 
^ wow that happened? I thought it was just 2day fm

But I guess its all about sponsor reaction. If Matthew Johns can get the boot for participating in group sex with dubious consent issue then I guess this clown can get the boot for quizing a 14 yo girl about her sex life
 
I'm extremely happy about the Sandilands thing. About fucking time. They'll probably just find some other jerk though to put on air.
 
Fortehlulz spam subject line of the day;

"If you're excited by this girl and your male schlong is still downwards, you need this chemical solution!"

... yes. As opposed to the female schlong. :)
 
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