Your christmas stash! Santa's bulging sac of magic jizz!

[Ismene2]

NEWS:Santa got someone to tickle his sac and in the process it went off like a .75 cannon. Santa will be laid up till a fortnight Wed

 

[fastandbulbous]

Oh, thank god. I thought he'd been busted and been locked up with some fascist nutjob!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I reckon Santa was Jimmy Saville all along.

Prove me wrong ...

 

[Forever Changes]

I reckon Santa was Jimmy Saville all along.

Prove me wrong ...

 

[fastandbulbous]

Those two pieced of shit, I hope they are recipents of, "rectum? It nearly kilked him!" (JS, I hope there's a demon who makes John Holmes look like a case of micropenis, fucking him!)

 

[matt<3ketamine]

To my delight the posties have done their level best and got me my drugs in for this christmas. This morning the STP/DOM arrived, I'm picking up 4oz of grass tomorrow morning and I already have LSD (both Dr Seuss and Goblin) in stock. Throw in a bit of 4aco-dmt in case of emergency and some sustained release morphine to take the edge off and I'm good to go.

What have you got in your sac for this christmas?

slow down there hunter s thompson haha (DOM tho, ya lucky git haha)
hope ya had a good one lad!
i just got baked on some lovely soft press hash and some, whiskey and champagne after, could've got ket but i really cbf with the stomach sickness later that very day and the next day. stomach has had enough of it.