I cant believe this guy. Went to all that trouble and then ended up talking to the cops anyway.
I remember there was video of a girl with in a holding cell and she had hundreds of pills falling out and you could hear them click on the floor. She was trying to hold it back but it was like an avalanche of pills lol.
Poor chap. Not only did his plan end up being a futile pain in the ass; he's also got mud butt coming to visit his ass crack - gonna be sitting wrench shaped turds for many moons to come.