1. You wake up in strange places speaking with a thick british accent mumbling about "those damned dirty apes" while be escorted by LA County Sheriffs to jail.
2. You have ever smoked crack (or freebase) with a minor.
3. You have ever smoked crack period.
4. Your daily habbit in grams is bigger than your shoe size.
5. You don't give a fuck, have millions of dollars, and chill in LA alleys at 4AM under the influence of crack.
6. ODB is your role model.
7. You have smoked crack with ODB.
8. ODB babysits your kids.
9. You intentionally get thrown in prison because "dat be where all da dank drugs be at."
10. You're name is Robert Downy Jr.
Yo Robert, in the rare event you happen to read this, keep your head up. You're a positive role model to all those crackheads across the world because you have a fucking job. Have fun in jail homie, cause you know you're going to be there for a long ass time.
And no, I don't smoke crack or freebase for that matter, but it's an artform and it should be appreciated. What kind of world would this be w/o crack?
2. You have ever smoked crack (or freebase) with a minor.
3. You have ever smoked crack period.
4. Your daily habbit in grams is bigger than your shoe size.
5. You don't give a fuck, have millions of dollars, and chill in LA alleys at 4AM under the influence of crack.
6. ODB is your role model.
7. You have smoked crack with ODB.
8. ODB babysits your kids.
9. You intentionally get thrown in prison because "dat be where all da dank drugs be at."
10. You're name is Robert Downy Jr.
Yo Robert, in the rare event you happen to read this, keep your head up. You're a positive role model to all those crackheads across the world because you have a fucking job. Have fun in jail homie, cause you know you're going to be there for a long ass time.
And no, I don't smoke crack or freebase for that matter, but it's an artform and it should be appreciated. What kind of world would this be w/o crack?
