Im not an alkie but i am guilty of quite alot of things in this thread.
Waking up drunk and carrying on drinking
Waking up for a piss and downing whatever you left when you fell into bed
Opening 2 or 3 at once so the 2nd and 3rd are mega easy to neck
Using alcohol as mouthwash in the morning and swallowing it lol
Stealing clear booze and and topping it up with water
Eating less/not buying food to drink more
Day/morning drinking during the week
Drinking at work
Etc
You might be an alcoholic if you've ever popped the caps from 4 x 500ml bottles of 7.4% cider and worn an extra big coat to the cinema just so you can sneak them in and bare sitting through a kids film with the mrs and her kids.
Also you might be a junkie if you pre crush 3g of ket (3 wraps with a g in each) and take a trip to the toilet after each bottle and sniff the g directly out of the wrap with no straw (same fucking film) and don't tell the mrs, who has asked you specifically to have a day off of k so we could 'do something nice' but she allowed you to drink, so you immediately take the opportunity to use the drinks as a cover up for the bathroom trips and the wobbly legs
I was well wavey when we walked outside lol
At least the bitch paid for my ticket, drinks and got me a chilli dog