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  • EADD Moderators: axe battler | Pissed_and_messed

You know you're really pissed when.......

I tried a pack the other day as our local sarnie shop started selling them. They were awful, nothing like marmite and more like a shit Worcester sauce flavour.
 
I wouldn't say Worcester sauce -oh ffs, I'm going to have to eat another packet to decide now, having packed all the rejected packets to offload at work tomorrow
 
When you admit yourself to a psychiatric hospital at 03:00 A.M.
 
A woman you've never met before wakes you up to tell you your taking a shit on a hotel room chair.........
 
Itsgoneundertheboa said:
A woman you've never met before wakes you up to tell you your taking a shit on a hotel room chair.........
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Very civil of her :D

This is one of those threads where having the best story is also a bad thing.


I know I'm pissed when I'm a belligerent asshole hell bent on drinking until I pass out usually having offended at at least one person I care about :/

Randomly insert shit / piss / vomit / kebab
 
Mentes said:
I know I'm pissed when I'm a belligerent asshole hell bent on drinking until I pass out usually having offended at at least one person I care about :/
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You clearly need happy pills with your alcohol ;)
 
When your shitty ideas seem very logical and you just need to share them with everyone.

These days I know I'm pissed when I start to feel normal.
 
"you know your pissed when you....."




Stab a fucking bitch. Don't test me.
 
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