Word of the Day IV - Letter Words

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Who doesn't love a nice, neatly-trimmed bush?

Chainsaw.

Heh, I nearly said that; but tbh, I prefer the Duncan Goodhew look

 

[consumer]

Heh, I nearly said that; but tbh, I prefer the Duncan Goodhew look

I am guessing thats no hair. Me too. I have dental floss in my bathroom...i dont need it anywhere else ?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I am guessing thats no hair. Me too. I have dental floss in my bathroom...i dont need it anywhere else ��

Well said my friend...


Depilation

 

[KingOfWessex]

slaghammer

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

slaghammer

Consumer

 

[KingOfWessex]

Perverted

 

[Shambles]

Rapscallion

Harajajzitski!

(The sound one makes when trapping there dick in the zip on there jeans)

As a nipper my favourite item of nightwear was what was a fire-engine red item that was then called a rompersuit wot is now called a onesie. The number of times I caught my poor lil todger in that oh-so-very long zipper and had to get my mother to disentangle it does not bear thinking about. To this day I blame these incidents for the loss of a good inch or two

EDIT: New WotD = Plaintive

 

[KingOfWessex]

Rapscallion



As a nipper my favourite item of nightwear was what was a fire-engine red item that was then called a rompersuit wot is now called a onesie. The number of times I caught my poor lil todger in that oh-so-very long zipper and had to get my mother to disentangle it does not bear thinking about. To this day I blame these incidents for the loss of a good inch or two

EDIT: New WotD = Plaintive

Fuck man, what sick bastard came up with the zip? I have been lucky and never experienced the evil. But Shambles I fear there is still time yet so caution will be taken during any urinary operations. #dicksbeforezips

 

[consumer]

Consumer

Vagina or in your case CUNT

 

[BecomingJulie]

I am guessing thats no hair. Me too. I have dental floss in my bathroom...i dont need it anywhere else ��

Ugh, no, pubic hair is Nature's equivalent of a little light that tells you when an appliance is up to temperature. Keep it neatly-manicured (genicured?) by all means, nobody wants to see a dirty great bird's nest sticking out around the edges of your swimsuit bottoms; but I would never go negating the entire purpose it serves just for a partner.

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Labia (it's not just boys who have genital accidents)

 

[consumer]

Chilli

 

[BecomingJulie]

/\/\ Labia and /\ chilli -- that is painful even to think about!

Pubic Service Announcement: If you have been eating curry, wash your hands before going to the toilet.

 

[consumer]

Soothing

 

[BecomingJulie]

Ointment.

 

[CFC]

Callendula

 

[consumer]

Fermented

 

[CFC]

Beer

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Goggles

 

[consumer]

Fingering