Where did Shambles go?

[Ismene2]

Anyone seen the Shambles lately? Used to be a pillar of the community.

 

[Arnold]

Eloped.

 

[Tryptamite]

As in got married? I thought he was already married. To drugs. Oh how he loved them.

 

[Tranced]

IIRC he'd mostly stopped posting by when sadie was admin but hung about a bit while she did, then Sadie stepped down as admin, and the two of them stopped posting for the most part.

I do hope my Sadie is doing well, such a canny person. I'm not sure if I have her number actually. Big love to you Sadie. And you too of course Shambles

 

[Ismene2]

I remember sadie too - has she vanished into the mists as well...

 

[LoginNotSecure]

I’m more offended nobody missed @F.U.B.A.R. ’s little holiday.

 

[Tranced]

I remember sadie too - has she vanished into the mists as well...

She vanishes right into the very mists of shambles on a regular basis, I presume.

 

[Ismene2]

I never thought sham would abandon drugs.

And where the fuck is fubar?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I never thought sham would abandon drugs.

And where the fuck is fubar?

Up my own arse, as usual...

 

[acieed_ed]

And where is SHMthr very much maligned and misunderstood

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

And where is SHMthr very much maligned and misunderstood

I think I love you

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

F.U.B.A.R is being held to ransom in my dungeon. I let him post now & again as I'm kind.
I had to lower the bounty on him, Mrs FUBAR wasn't willing to pay 12 cans of Karpackie and 7 smokes for his safe return!!!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I think I love you

Gay.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Gay.

acieedwina?

You're just jealous.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Also, Shambles got off with Sadie and moved to Glasgow-ish from one of the more unpronounceable Welsh towns.

They lived happily ever after. Probably.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

F.U.B.A.R is being held to ransom in my dungeon. I let him post now & again as I'm kind.
I had to lower the bounty on him, Mrs FUBAR wasn't willing to pay 12 cans of Karpackie and 7 smokes for his safe return!!!

Am I fuck. I used my superior knowledge of rodent behaviour to escape via the piss drain in your dungeon.

I am currently watching you masturbate furiously to 'isisbridesmenstruatingonmyface.com'.


Don't worry though pal, your secret's safe with me...

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Am I fuck. I used my superior knowledge of rodent behaviour to escape via the piss drain in your dungeon.

I am currently watching you masturbate furiously to 'isisbridesmenstruatingonmyface.com'.


Don't worry though pal, your secret's safe with me...

The terrible thing is that porn isn't that far off today's filth when I was 3 rocks gone.

I'm yet to get into the real filthy stuff such as "Rodent killer goes with OAP for 5 cans of Karpackie & decent spliff"

Some user called "Loginnotsecure" rated it 10/10 though

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

The terrible thing is that porn isn't that far off today's filth when I was 3 rocks gone.

I'm yet to get into the real filthy stuff such as "Rodent killer goes with OAP for 5 cans of Karpackie & decent spliff"

Some user called "Loginnotsecure" rated it 10/10 though

It was actually 'OAP killer fucks rats for fuck all'.


Because I enjoyed it...

 

[Tranced]

And where is SHMthr very much maligned and misunderstood

How can anybody misunderstand someone who's so upfront and straight forward? Mr. StoneHappyMonday, is an absolute straight up legend, and one of the best users on this website.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

How can anybody misunderstand someone who's so upfront and straight forward? Mr. StoneHappyMonday, is an absolute straight up legend, and one of the best users on this website.

Awww. Love you too @Tranced

He (Tranced) knows his shit btw people. You should listen to him (about drugs, not me, actually yes about me too but especially about drugs). That's my harm reduction advice for the day.