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⭐️ Social ⭐️ What would be your perfect Christmas if you were being totally honest?

F.U.B.A.R.

F.U.B.A.R.

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Christmas is a totally unnecessary glutfest and commercialised piece of shit in my opinion.

I think I'm also probably correct in saying that most of us feel obliged to go through the motions just to please other people.

But fuck all of them, what would your ideal christmas truly be?
 
Three days in a suite in a five star hotel in Jakarta with 5 local party girls all beaming on MDMA. No means of comminication with anything outside other than room-service and the dial-for-drugs delivery guy.
 
Atelier3 said:
Three days in a suite in a five star hotel in Jakarta with 5 local party girls all beaming on MDMA. No means of comminication with anything outside other than room-service and the dial-for-drugs delivery guy.
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I think I may have to rephrase the question as 'What would your perfect (but realistic) Christmas be if you were totally honest?'
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I think I may have to rephrase the question as 'What would your perfect (but realistic) Christmas be if you were totally honest?'
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That’s actually my best ever actual christmas memory. I’d like a re-run but it’s 20 years too late now I fear.
 
Well if I could control the weather, I would like a white Christmas. But real white Christmas - instead of snow cocaine hcl crystals. I'm not asking a blizzard, 1cm per hour for 12 hours would be fine. 🤣
 
Now that white Christmas is not an option... Does this one count? :
"All members of the UN issue a statement that all substances will be legalised. They implement that policy that was well thought of and drafted in the months leading to Christmas on January 1. week after."

Or at least it happens in my country. I am egoistic prick , but hey, it would be a great start.

What can I say. I know that my wishes are not simple and small, but I am on a mission to change the world into a better place. 😁
 
I'm a simple man. All I ask for is a couple of stress free days with the wife and kids, plenty of booze, a bag of weed and some MDMA. Ideally some good speed and crack thrown into the mix, but that's probably totally unrealistic these days...
 
I suppose I keep harping on about living in the tropics; but I do.

So, tropical weather, abundant cheap drinks, free cigarettes, loadsa spliff, cute friendly people and it's not christian here so it's not hugely commercialised all makes this a pretty perfect christmas destination year in year out. No church, no carols, hookers dressed as sexy elves. It's poifect
 
Can I use my wish? Please?

I wish that we could be totally healthy without physical aches and pains until it is our time to move on to the great wtf knows.

But then our pains would undoubtedly come from some where else?

Still....

Hail the great satan!
interpret how you will people... it was meant to be somekinda jokey thang referencing the u, s of a.

if i dont get my wish by midnight tonight so help me

and a bag of weed and valium (can mix i dont care)
 
At home with just me and my wife, and our dogs. Eat some amazing food in the morning watching happy Christmas movies then end the night with a good candyflip.

These days I’ve switched from trying to make NYE work (it’s never been fun for me, too much pressure I guess) going out to just saying fuck it and rolling on or around christmas at home. I’ve found it a lot more fun at home than freezing my ass off potentially getting busted out.

-GC
 
Jackal said:
I suppose I keep harping on about living in the tropics; but I do.

So, tropical weather, abundant cheap drinks, free cigarettes, loadsa spliff, cute friendly people and it's not christian here so it's not hugely commercialised all makes this a pretty perfect christmas destination year in year out. No church, no carols, hookers dressed as sexy elves. It's poifect
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Where do you live Jack?
 
Jackal said:
South East Asia, West of Vietnam, east of Thailand, towards the south east
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I have been investigating relocating for years, but my daughter is 11 and while I don't really to want to move her from school, I could but private schooling in English is expensive everywhere in the world.
 
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