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What would be your fantasy wedding?

F.U.B.A.R.

F.U.B.A.R.

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Ok, I know marriage and all that malarkey is a load of bollocks, but just imagine you had unlimited funds and were shagging someone you actually liked (god forbid), what would be your ideal wedding?


I would have the ceremony under a full moon, on the eve of the summer solstice at Stonehenge. The wife and I would approach the heel stone on white horses, flanked by druids waving incense burners, filling the air with perfumed clouds through which the moon would alight it's rays upon the righteous....

The vows would be exchanged just as the sun rose, while Hawkwind appeared on the stones playing 'The Golden Void' - commencing a 24 hour psychedelic freak out of epic proportions...

However, knowing my luck it would be pissing it down, the wife would be on the blob, and Hawkwind would have died, or summat.


What would your ideal wedding consist of?
 
I guess a nice Mediterranean hotel, dwarves carrying trays of cocaine, Andy Weatherall on the decks and a team of ex special forces who will drag out any family members who start arguing. Oh and no kids, the fuckers always cry during the ceremony.
 
Lol if I wasn't close to divorce I'd be like "o the wedding I already had"
OT: probobly somewhere beautiful in the mountains of colorado since this is my home. Have an open bar, have an adults lounge where we had ounces of Skywalker og, sour d, girlscout cookies, and maybe blueberry yumyum.
Lil serving sections for different types of food. Honestly we had great food dancing music and fun at my weeding but I would like the option for endless relaxation. If we were in my world also we would have a pill stand with opiates, low doses of valium and ativan available. I can't even think who i would want as a guest musician
 
My wife to be will walk down the aisle while the organist plays the theme from jaws, for no reason other than it would amuse me. The ceremony would be followed by a meal and traditional Scottish celeidh where the MD, ket, ganja and booze would be flowing (I've always wanted to go to a celeidh where everyone it totally spangled, sounds like fantastic craic). Gradually as the evening turns into morning and then afternoon, and as everyone gets more fucked the band will get increasingly experimental until we're all sprawled about the dancefloor sucking on the last of the balloons while this blasts through the speakers, and nobody is really sure whether they're still having fun or if they have in fact been a table leg all along.
 
A solo wedding, I think. A few close friends, the wedding dress, drinks in a garden in the afternoon, a nice meal at a good restaurants and a few spliffs chilling indoor afterwards. Then after a couple of days off to Paris or Barcelona with my best female friend for a few days, for the "honeymoon". Maybe over there we could try a dinner date with two male escorts, even ;) <3 %)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I would have the ceremony under a full moon, on the eve of the summer solstice at Stonehenge. The wife and I would approach the heel stone on white horses, flanked by druids waving incense burners, filling the air with perfumed clouds through which the moon would alight it's rays upon the righteous....
The vows would be exchanged just as the sun rose, while Hawkwind appeared on the stones playing 'The Golden Void' - commencing a 24 hour psychedelic freak out of epic proportions...
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Nice idea in theory, but it could get a bit crowded, mind...

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I don't think I ever fantasised about a wedding. In fact, I doubt many blokes would have. Bit hard to put a threesome into a wedding :D
 
quiet roar said:
I don't think I ever fantasised about a wedding. In fact, I doubt many blokes would have. Bit hard to put a threesome into a wedding :D
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Oh, I don't know - the altar is just made for a spitroast...


(Who said "romance is dead"? ;) )
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Ok, I know marriage and all that malarkey is a load of bollocks, but just imagine you had unlimited funds and were shagging someone you actually liked (god forbid), what would be your ideal wedding?


I would have the ceremony under a full moon, on the eve of the summer solstice at Stonehenge. The wife and I would approach the heel stone on white horses, flanked by druids waving incense burners, filling the air with perfumed clouds through which the moon would alight it's rays upon the righteous....

The vows would be exchanged just as the sun rose, while Hawkwind appeared on the stones playing 'The Golden Void' - commencing a 24 hour psychedelic freak out of epic proportions...

However, knowing my luck it would be pissing it down, the wife would be on the blob, and Hawkwind would have died, or summat.


What would your ideal wedding consist of?
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Sorry to rain on your hippy parade, but don't think the mounted police patrolling will lend you their horses to romantically ride in.
You'll get searched as you go in & have your acid stash found AND spend the night in the cells, but if you've stashed it well & the drug dog hasn't sat down nicely in front of you, you can have a lovely wedding meal from one of the burger bars thronging the drag, then push your way through the annoying throngs of various hippies all drumming to the beat of different erm drums, before fighting a few druids & American and Japanese tourists to cosmically touch the heel stone, blinded by the flashes of a million cameras, capturing the 'moment' that is more important to capture digitally than to actually experience.

Sorry for the negative rant...I went for a couple of hours last Solstice, then fucked off to Avebury instead...much more romantic btw <3
 
Point taken. But I did say "unlimited funds", in which case I'd have everyone not invited rounded up and shot...

Yeh, Avebury is lovely.
 
Oh, are you a bit of totty then BH? Sorry, I just presumed you were a blurke. Wanna come to Stonehenge and ride a big, white horse called Micock? ;)
 
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It took you until now to realise bh is of the fairer persuasion ha ha ha
 
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