What is your favourite Simpsons quote

[draculic acid69]

Ralph wiggum: me fail English. that's unpossible.

 

[Cheshire_Kat]

Nelson: Ha ha ! ...

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

"Alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

"Worst..Thread idea..Ever." - Comic Book Guy

Note: quote may have been paraphrased for entertainment reasons.

 

[Kaden_Nite]

 

[Kaden_Nite]

So I said "look buddy, your car was upside down when I got here and as for your grandma; she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!".

- Homer Simpson

 

[Kaden_Nite]

"Don't touch my stuff!!"

- Lionel Hutz, Attorney

 

[Kaden_Nite]

 

[draculic acid69]

The most gangster thing ever:

Fat Tony to Louie: find that doctor who owes us a favour.
Louie: actually we owe him a favour.
Fat Tony: well do him two favours and then remind him that he owes us one.

 

[draculic acid69]

The best of Johnny tightlips.

 

[Asclepius]

^

Abe

 

[sewerslide.666mg]

" rock and or roll"
the priest

 

[Tubbs]

Hahahah I'm in danger- ralph wiggum

 

[LSDee]

"Im filled with piss and vinegar. At first I was just filled with vinegar"
- Abe Simpson

 

[cduggles]

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand. - Homer to Lisa

 

[iTOP]

Oh great, dad's dead - Bart

 

[SlowandFastandSlow]

"do the Bartman"

It was number one!

 

[splitweed]

Chief: Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.
McGarnagle: Hey I'm trying to eat lunch here!

 

[relex_author]

Ha ha

 

[thelung]

Anything that Ralph Wiggum says