Are you in London? Should be some great escort services in the area.
Close! Except my Geography is terrible, I'm totally offmap so I have always struggled to recall whether we are 60 miles North, or South, of London.
I used to tell people it was South, but I'm almost sure it's actually North.
So relative though I mean it's only a direction in a crater.
Get this though. Our town phone area code, hold on I just had to look this up, seems to have changed. London is the centre of all things in this crater, not necessarily semetrically.
"The area codes for London have changed on quite a few occasions in the past, all to try and accommodate the growth in demand for landline numbers.
London was allocated the
‘01’ code in 1958. This area code would cover 10 million numbers and
lasted until 1990, where the code was split. Inner London numbers became
‘071’ and outer London became
‘081’. As part of a change across the UK in
1995, all area codes gained a 1, so these numbers became
‘0171’ and
‘0181’. The day this occurred is commonly known as
“PhONEday”.
However, the
“Big Number Change” happened in
2000 and all UK phone numbers were reorganised to allow for more numbers to be created. This meant that London went back to a
single area code of ‘020’ and the divide between inner and outer London was removed – instead being replaced with
‘(020) 7’ and
‘(020) 8’ numbers."
How complicated did they make that?
Our town code, Bedford. Nothing place.
01234!
Like, no other place in UK has 01234 as area code.
