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What Are You Drinking? V2. Frosty Jacks - For The Discerning Pisshead

F.U.B.A.R. said:
Spent a very pleasant afternoon in the pub beer garden with wife and daughter. Four bottles of dog and shitloads of vodka.

Back home now, so just nipping the local shop for more vodka ;)

(I were just gettin a taste forrit...)
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The Thirst is strong.
 
Fuckin shop didn't have any half bottles of vodka left, so I was forced to buy a full one... :\

I predict being totally fuckwankered later on...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Fuckin shop didn't have any half bottles of vodka left, so I was forced to buy a full one... :\

I predict being totally fuckwankered later on...
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I never quite got the measurings of vodka bottles.

A quater bottle is nice, but never quite hits the spot. Whereas, a half bottle is great but a little too much... will guaranteed leave you with a bad headache and hangover the next day.

So what i tend to do, is buy a half bottle and drink about 3/4 of it and pour the rest down the sink. But thats quite a lot of vodka and money wasted. I just wish they'd invent a 28.5cl bottle of vodka, for those who want to enjoy their spirits but not get entirely wasted.

Bah! This an imperfect world. This is Earth not heaven, so cannot expect too much. But we can still hope....
 
Raasyvibe said:
I never quite got the measurings of vodka bottles.

A quater bottle is nice, but never quite hits the spot. Whereas, a half bottle is great but a little too much... will guaranteed leave you with a bad headache and hangover the next day.

So what i tend to do, is buy a half bottle and drink about 3/4 of it and pour the rest down the sink. But thats quite a lot of vodka and money wasted. I just wish they'd invent a 28.5cl bottle of vodka, for those who want to enjoy their spirits but not get entirely wasted.

Bah! This an imperfect world. This is Earth not heaven, so cannot expect too much. But we can still hope....
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You're gay.


;)



Edit: er, just wondering why I don't get any negative effects from vodka unless I consume at least a litre?
 
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Raasyvibe said:
Because when you wake up the next day, you're actually still drunk and enjoying it.
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Yeh, that actually could be the truth. I've always said that the best way to avoid a hangover is just keep drinking... ;)
 
About to pour myself a few G&Ts, with some london dry gin and fever tree indian tonic water with elderflower, plus a splash of fresh orange juice, the kind with the bits in it, over ice.
 
The not-so-local was selling off 18 can boxes of Bud Light for ?3, so I bought the half pallet that was left. Side note, need a bigger car.
 
I wish I had something new to bring to the 'what are you drinking?' table instead of being the repetitive drink creature I am

I'd like to say 'hey, I'm drinking some Guatemalan moonshine' or 'I'm trying out some organic brandy' or even 'fuck it, I've downed a bottle of Buckfast'
But no, red wine it is
Sorry

That just reminded me, while my car was being serviced the other day, I had a few hours to kill, on foot, with my child
After rinsing me on the pier, enabling child gambling (I didn't gamble my child, I facilitated the gambling of ?5 worth of two pence pieces - not taking as long as you'd imagine for them to disappear, but magically have won millions of tickets that equated to 2 packets of giant parma violets)

Anyway, after an hour in the park dangling off really high things & being spun really fast on a giant roundabout, there was still time to kill & brunch at Wetherspoons beckoned
I went for a 'small breakfast' & the child plumped for pancakes & maple syrup
Whilst filling our glasses from the 'free tap water' (whoop whoop) galleon, the child picked up the drinks menu & started perusing the cocktail section
'Sex on the Beach' (has seen this before on menus & comments on it every fucking time - 'Do people actually have sex on the beach?' I doubt it darling haha)
'Porn Star' ('Put that down & eat your pancakes')
 
LOL! kids, eh. Just so tender and juicy when given a light frying in butter, with some eggy bread batter=D

I've been drinking Gordon's on ice, with the elderflower version of 'fever tree' tonic water, that's some real nice tonic I must admit. With a little fresh orange juice added to it sometimes; the good kind, with the bits left in it.
 
Myrcia from Buxton Brewery. Oatmeal Hopburst Session IPA. 4.0% when measured, but bottle conditioned (pour slowly from the bottle, taking the time to appreciate the complex aromas, leaving all the yeasty sediment behind in the last 5mm.) so maybe a little more now! Slightly citrussy. There's a hint of something about the smell. Something woodsy. Rain on dry ground? Anyway, it tastes like Summer in a glass, and I could happily drink this all Summer long. Bit of a finish to it, but it's certainly not overpowering. It's definitely a quaffer as opposed to a sipper, as it excites the taste buds in the back of the mouth. Strictly for medicinal purposes, mind you -- I've got a bad case of consciousness and clear vision right now.

I've also got a couple of bottles of their Axe Edge, Double Dry Hopped IPA, 6.8%, in case this doesn't do the trick .....
 
KingOfWessex said:
Omega cider with an Iron Bru Top. Don't judge me.....
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Oh come on, that's just an open invitation to judge the fuck out of you, no matter how many 'equality & diversity' courses one takes to try not to judgethefuck

On another note, I've recently stepped outside the red wine comfort zone & have been really enjoying pink gin & tonic with shitloads of ice
It's sublime
 
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