Okay so....
I have to report to the pokey for 6 weeks and i intend on kiestering 250mg of Etizolam just before i go in.
Cause jail really blows and all.
Here's the setup.
I can't very well kiester the tools needed to procure a solution. i might get caught, plus i'm positive that would be most unpleasant, and both would just further add to my misery.
I also can't share it... definitely not because i'm stingy (If it were up to me, i'd tranquilize the whole damn cell block, and kick back and read Chuck Palahniuk books the whole time)
But, because I don't want to be responsible for someone blacking out, and getting into a fight, or calling someone a bitch, or borrowing too many packs of ramen noodles they can't pay back.
Also, I can't let anyone see me doing it. ( because then of course i'd be an asshole for not sharing it, and somebody somewhere would get butt-hurt, and rat... bad for everybody)
Here's the question.
What about just pouring a tiny tiny bit out on my rack at the beginning of each day, and taking a strip of notebook paper and just rubbing the dry notebook into the powder and eating the little piece of paper?
I understand that i'd waste some. and my dosage wouldn't be accurate, but is that maybe the safest way to ensure i don't comatose in the jail?
I don't need anyone to tell me what a ridiculous idea this is. I already know. I'm doing it anyway.
I have to report to the pokey for 6 weeks and i intend on kiestering 250mg of Etizolam just before i go in.
Cause jail really blows and all.
Here's the setup.
I can't very well kiester the tools needed to procure a solution. i might get caught, plus i'm positive that would be most unpleasant, and both would just further add to my misery.
I also can't share it... definitely not because i'm stingy (If it were up to me, i'd tranquilize the whole damn cell block, and kick back and read Chuck Palahniuk books the whole time)
But, because I don't want to be responsible for someone blacking out, and getting into a fight, or calling someone a bitch, or borrowing too many packs of ramen noodles they can't pay back.
Also, I can't let anyone see me doing it. ( because then of course i'd be an asshole for not sharing it, and somebody somewhere would get butt-hurt, and rat... bad for everybody)
Here's the question.
What about just pouring a tiny tiny bit out on my rack at the beginning of each day, and taking a strip of notebook paper and just rubbing the dry notebook into the powder and eating the little piece of paper?
I understand that i'd waste some. and my dosage wouldn't be accurate, but is that maybe the safest way to ensure i don't comatose in the jail?
I don't need anyone to tell me what a ridiculous idea this is. I already know. I'm doing it anyway.