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Hope Santa brings me some sleep this year
True. But I canโt speak for the dads cuz I ainโt oneAll moms and dads lol.
He was a fantastic underrated actor. He wasn't a drinker in real life either but sure played a great one
keeping up with the family tradition of getting ultra stoned on Thanksgiving
I ainโt reading all thaton this day in Christopher Columb-ASS and his SLUTTY PILGRIMS landed at Plymouth COCK!!! they came from England in search of more dicks to suck and holes to fuck. all the NAKED indians let the pilgrims SLOBBER ALL OVER THEIR CORNCOBS. at the first american ORGY the indians brought the food and the pilgrims brought salvation and PRIVATE PART PROPERTY HOE-cahontas was such a SLUT she got smallpox but at least there weren't any SMALL COCKS !!!! time to GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE on DICK at the SPANKsgiving THOTluck so load up your plate and say grace slather butter on your cousins BUNS let daddy pour his GRAVY all over your BREAST make sure granny gets a STUFFING gnaw on your uncles HUGE JUICY CORN COB and lick the CREAM off your aunties CUMPKIN PIE now spread those turkey legs and let's see how many BEER CANS we can shove in this bird's GAPING HOLE SEND THIS TO OF YOUR SLUTTIEST TURKEYS GET BACK AND YOU'RE A BASIC MANBERRY SALAD BITCH GET BACK AND YOU'RE A THICCSGIVING THOTTIE GET BACK AND YOU'RE A GRAVY GARGLING PILGRIM
Wtf?on this day in Christopher Columb-ASS and his SLUTTY PILGRIMS landed at Plymouth COCK!!! they came from England in search of more dicks to suck and holes to fuck. all the NAKED indians let the pilgrims SLOBBER ALL OVER THEIR CORNCOBS. at the first american ORGY the indians brought the food and the pilgrims brought salvation and PRIVATE PART PROPERTY HOE-cahontas was such a SLUT she got smallpox but at least there weren't any SMALL COCKS !!!! time to GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE on DICK at the SPANKsgiving THOTluck so load up your plate and say grace slather butter on your cousins BUNS let daddy pour his GRAVY all over your BREAST make sure granny gets a STUFFING gnaw on your uncles HUGE JUICY CORN COB and lick the CREAM off your aunties CUMPKIN PIE now spread those turkey legs and let's see how many BEER CANS we can shove in this bird's GAPING HOLE SEND THIS TO OF YOUR SLUTTIEST TURKEYS GET BACK AND YOU'RE A BASIC MANBERRY SALAD BITCH GET BACK AND YOU'RE A THICCSGIVING THOTTIE GET BACK AND YOU'RE A GRAVY GARGLING PILGRIM