Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
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Since I love to tell stories, here's one.
The story of the garden of Eden is misunderstood. Here's what really happened.
Eve never touched the apple, the serpent was BAK, the last Australopithecus who lured Adam and Eve out of the Garden. Cain and Abel? That was BAK. Some of you may know him as Barak Obama. He is the original sin, he is Faustus.
His resentment? His species made humanity possible. His reward? Extinction.
BAK has been around for millions of years on planet earth, he knows every inch of the planet, the oceans, the undersurface to the very core of the earth. He is determined to survive and refuses to become extinct for us human beings. He knows everything before we do. He can shape shift, he can be anyone you want him to be. He has lived through all times and ages, inspiring us into raping, robbing, and pillaging ourselves.
He is immortal because he lives on human body parts, specifically human hearts. Donald Trump's attempted assassination of Joe Biden during the transfer of power? That was just a ploy to unmask BAK and run him to ground.
Seriously, does that guy even exist? He never appears in public anymore. Now we know why!
So if BAK could be run to ground and scared back to the Garden, his lair located for below Edom, and enticed to kiss the Apple, all evil would disappear with him and humanity would be free of him and all the dissension, discord, and violence that have plagued us ever since Adam and Eve left the Garden.
Unmasked at last BAK, ran over, through, and under planet earth, using all his well worn trails, made and remade over millenia. Trying to escape the inescapable. BAK did go back to his lair in terror, knowing that he forgot something, somewhere, where was it?
He looked through the rotting corpses and petrified human hearts strewn about his lair. There. There it is. The Apple.
Kiss the Apple BAK, you know there is only one way to go, you need to end this. Australopithecus went extinct eons ago. The only thing you know is hatred and murder. You are an animal. Do the right thing and go away forever.
So BAK picked up the Apple and drew it towards his mouth.
And became a human being.
THE END
God bless the ex-presidents and all the lunacy they inspire.
The story of the garden of Eden is misunderstood. Here's what really happened.
Eve never touched the apple, the serpent was BAK, the last Australopithecus who lured Adam and Eve out of the Garden. Cain and Abel? That was BAK. Some of you may know him as Barak Obama. He is the original sin, he is Faustus.
His resentment? His species made humanity possible. His reward? Extinction.
BAK has been around for millions of years on planet earth, he knows every inch of the planet, the oceans, the undersurface to the very core of the earth. He is determined to survive and refuses to become extinct for us human beings. He knows everything before we do. He can shape shift, he can be anyone you want him to be. He has lived through all times and ages, inspiring us into raping, robbing, and pillaging ourselves.
He is immortal because he lives on human body parts, specifically human hearts. Donald Trump's attempted assassination of Joe Biden during the transfer of power? That was just a ploy to unmask BAK and run him to ground.
Seriously, does that guy even exist? He never appears in public anymore. Now we know why!
So if BAK could be run to ground and scared back to the Garden, his lair located for below Edom, and enticed to kiss the Apple, all evil would disappear with him and humanity would be free of him and all the dissension, discord, and violence that have plagued us ever since Adam and Eve left the Garden.
Unmasked at last BAK, ran over, through, and under planet earth, using all his well worn trails, made and remade over millenia. Trying to escape the inescapable. BAK did go back to his lair in terror, knowing that he forgot something, somewhere, where was it?
He looked through the rotting corpses and petrified human hearts strewn about his lair. There. There it is. The Apple.
Kiss the Apple BAK, you know there is only one way to go, you need to end this. Australopithecus went extinct eons ago. The only thing you know is hatred and murder. You are an animal. Do the right thing and go away forever.
So BAK picked up the Apple and drew it towards his mouth.
And became a human being.
THE END
God bless the ex-presidents and all the lunacy they inspire.