Salvia 20x first time (Long Read)
Situation: Five friends in an apartment waiting for me to deliver on my boastful claims that I posses the most powerful/legal thing known to man.
What happened: They ended up hitting it as I instructed (two 'water pipe' hits in close succession[
just like this]) before I did.
Result: I took two massive tokes in quick succession immediately after watching my friends have an apparent kick-ass time. As I put the 'water pipe' down. I felt my arms get really really heavy. I realized that I was having an incredibly strong reaction and got a little nervous.
I looked at my arms (to see what could have been making them feel so heavy) and I saw four five little green men standing on my arms looking at me. They had the green transparency of sprite bottles and were also about as tall as said bottles.
I immediately assumed that I was at least 10X more fucked up than my friends ( who were all laughing joyfully while sitting Indian-style on the floor).
One friend looked at me and said "How was it? Are you fucked up?".
I can't even begin to describe the high level of anxiety that had overcome me. Though somewhat nonchalantly I said "oh yeah, I'll be right back" then I walked outside.
Outside, I looked again at my arms again and to my dismay the green men were still there. They were as real as real could be. I'm not a crazy person and/so I knew they weren't
really real... but I saw them just as plain as day.
They kinds swayed from side to side just staring at me. I looked directly at them and said "I cannot believe this shit". I hurried on over to some shrubs next door and crouched down behind them; hoping that my friends didn't come outside to look for me.
Well, after a while, they did. But I was hid pretty good. The whole time they were calling my name... I was looking at the little green men that were weighing down my arms.
Long story short: They stayed with me for about 15 - 20 minutes. I sat in my car w/ air conditioner on, drank beer, listened to music... nothing got rid of those guys except time.
At about 15 minutes I even looked at them with a disappointing stare, thinking to myself "Please go the fuck away, I need to go back inside with my friends".
Bottom Line: Salvia Divinorum was by far the most powerful "thing" I've ever put in my body. I was looking for a 'party favor' but I got a relative sledgehammer.
ALL my friends had a good time on it except me, so I'm not sure how to advise you. I just had to get that off my chest....... Thanks