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Tell a shit joke

What is the most pointless job in the world?

Indicator fitter on a Range Rover...
 
Bella Figura said:
did it get a chuckle?

or were you met with the harsh cold silence it deserves?
Click to expand...

It did get a chuckle. They were a couple of old timers so they were probably just glad of the interaction :p

They were discussing the pros and cons of a hoover vs an old chimney broom.

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I was walking past a cafe the other day and there was a sign outside which read 'All day breakfast'.

I thought to myself, ''I'm hungry but just don't have the time''.

:(
 
Theresa May.

Although not technically a shit joke. More of an excrement joke :p




Did you hear the one about the coke addicted autistic blondes?
They were told to do a line and spent all night forming the perfect que, rolling the notes perfectly, and then said 'fuck it, where are we going to get an encyclopaedia with a mirror built in?' and gave up. Only to come back three weeks later having obtained it.

Hear about the autie offered their first free sample of meth?

Dealer-'want some free stims?'

Autie 'do you?'

What do you call theresa may, and her hitherto undiscovered twin sister?

Dignitas. Twice.
 
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Whats the most practical way to assay the conductivity of copper?

Piss in one's helmet to provide an electrolyte and connect him to the mains with the circuit breakers removed.


How do you test copper coins for superconductivity? plug in his wallet.
 
I don't know why all the hate towards Theresa May, Limpet.

I happen to think she's the best Archbishop we've ever had.
 
What did one tampon say to another tampon?

Nothing - they were both stuck up bitches...
 
A dude and his blonde girlfriend were getting ready to go for a drive. Being safety conscious the guy asked his girlfriend to let him no if the blinkers were working.
"No..yes...no....yes...no....yes...no"
 
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