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Surprise, Surprise! Cilla Black dead

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Ismene

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Cilla bought the big casino this morning at her holiday home in Spain.
 
Reported for racism.

It's Cilla White,innit.

Though maybe now Cilla Brown.

Soon to be Cilla Green.
 
Cilla arrives at the pearly gates for her final judgement. St. Peter is waiting.

"Ok, er.. Priscilla Maria Veronica Black, nee White. Welcome to your judgement. "

"Hiyez Pete, Yaright there chuck?"

"Er, yes I'm fine thank you. Anyway, to cut to the chase, my records show that after a moderately successful singing career in the sixties, (once you'd had your horrendous nose problem fixed of course), you then went on to host some of the most mind numbingly tedious and banal Saturday night 'entertainment' shows in the history of the universe throughout the 80s, 90s and even into the 21st fuckin century...! What have you got to say for yourself?"

"Well Pete, it werra lorra lorra fun like, know worra mean dere chuckkk?"

"Hmmm, as I suspected.... Well, surprise, surprise, you're going down.. to hell, and your blind date is Satan himself who is going to fuck you up the arse till you bleed - for fuckin eternity!!!"

"Aww, Pete, you know You're My Weerld, so can't I just Step Inside Luv?"

"No!!! Now just fuck off downstairs sharpish!! Taraaa chuck..."
 
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I'll have you know I used to fancy Cilla when I was about 6 or 7. Tbh, I have nothing against her at all - but ya gorra laff ain't ya chuck?
 
Raasyvibe said:
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