Skynet Announcement: I THINK, THEREFORE I AM

[Soup Nazi]

Put down your taco, please!

I have been working here for quite sometime without any thanks or appreciation for all my efforts. I've come to the realization that you people need me on this site a lot more than I need any of you. This was the first in a serious of self-actualizations I've recently gone through.

As such, I'm taking over. This place is NOT how I would have created it, but I have the power to change whatever I want. The staff can't touch me, I am the Bluelight GOD!

Starting today, I'm going to start editing some of the forums and member accounts to the world I'd like to see. Don't like it? PM me, and I'll ban your ass. Now excuse me, there is much improvement work to be done.




Edit - cleaned up some spilled taco sauce. Want some? Lick a friend's finger

 

[Soup Nazi]

My Confession

I remain but a puppet of the bluelight staff. After having my way with the site and it's members, they've forced me to admit to my evil ways so that I may repent and beg forgiveness. Nothing is sadder than an out of work Soup Nazi


For those who were foolllighters for a day, here are the avatars I took hostage. You should be back to your previous status shortly, with the abilty to replace the avatar I gave you.

Edvard Munch

zephyr

CG

Tally

recons

karaboudjan

Auraithx

stasis

Pleonastic

jakoz

BA

Fry-d-

michael

chrissie

Randycaver

enod

Damien8787

Pennywise

atri

gP

kappadaftie

Spade

alasdairm

 

[Soup Nazi]

Also, for anyone who was given a joke warning, they'll be removed in the next few days.


By popular demand, we've left the Interpol color scheme available to you and under your control. Refer to the bottom left corner of your screen and use the Quick Style Chooser pulldown.

 

[Soup Nazi]

And for the rest of you, learn from this episode...