Ruin a dinner in 4 words

[Shambles]

Sauce is... kinda lumpy?

 

[Tubbs]

the secret is semen

 

[Shambles]

"Secret" has been spilt...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

One lump or two?

 

[Shambles]

Oops! There's a third

 

[Tubbs]

sorry too much calcium

 

[Shambles]

Eat more pineapple, innit.

 

[Sadie]

Eat more pineapple, innit.

Yeah, that doesn't help.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

After Eight, Mr. Creosote?

 

[Limpet_Chicken]

'like more rat-poison, sir?'

 

[steewith2ees]

That's 5 dude.

 

[Limpet_Chicken]

nope, 'rat-poison' was hyphenated


'g'toddler stuck'n me teeffs' *picking little bits of pink, tender meat from between one's teeth with a fork tine with a tiny finger bone, whilst swilling beer round mouth before simultaneously letting off a long, high-pitched squeaker fart and belching.'

'dropped your rape charges??'


'pass the salt, cocksucker'

 

[Shambles]

After Eight, Mr. Creosote?

It's only... waffffer thin...

 

[DrewDogBaby209]

Wanna talk about Muhammad ?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Can you beat goatse?

 

[Wubb]

Uhhh The itching's back - followed by an uncomfortable adjusting of ones trouser leg

 

[DrewDogBaby209]

There's shit in that!

And

How's my shit taste?

And

Enjoy my shit fuckers!

And

Please throw up outside.

 

[Shaggis]

My pee pee itches

 

[THCified]

"I am too sober!"