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Question from a 23 year old virgin (I know right, wtf?!)

oh okay, good to know other people think the way I do. I have never, even from a young age, truly believed in "true love".

*deleted long, rambling post. enough on this subject lol
 
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Go to Amsterdam, look in some shop windows, visit a cash machine/ATM and = Profit.

It's a monkey you need off your back if you are 23 and still not boned anything other than the 4 sisters one, then you run the risk of hitting 40 and still carrying the big V.

Just fuck anything the rest will follow, main thing break the zero and get the fuck to turn it into a one not a zero !

Then roll over, fart, smoke a cigarette, wait 5 mins and then smash it again. :D You will then have DOUBLED your hitherto life intercourse.
 
Here's an important question.... lol....when considering a "professional escort" [i.e. "the good kind"] does zodiac compatibility matter ?
 
^ not losing ur virginity seems to make people screwy in the head. I told u to find one of those super sexy escorts for 200 bucks. That was years ago. Being a virgin was fucking u up back then too. Just get it over with so u can stop over thinking it. Zodiac signs? R u kidding?

Plz for the love of god. Save yourself the mental health issues. Bro dont feel bad about it. Id gladly accept a sexy whore if u paid for it. Fuck that if I had money to spare id call one right now and I get laid regularely. U know how damn hot they are? There was a time when the most common way to fuck was a whore.

Just do it bro!!
 
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You could always try the "im on shore leave and about to ship off tomorrow to fight the nazis so giive me something to remembed you with" line. Or as many others have said, spend some cash and get a high priced escort.
 
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