It's always a "friend of a friend" ..
How about this one - I have probably heard this while waiting in line for countless raves and clubs...
It usually goes something like this -
A guy has a bag with a fair amount of drugs - something like 200 pills, a few hundred hits of LSD, and sometimes the story will include something like "50 caps full of glass" .. so the guy is seen doing a deal, or someone told the cops about him, or ----- .. anyway, the guy is either at the entrance of the club or in a large crowd of people - the cop/security grabs his arm, so he pull out the bag of drugs and slings it sending all the goodies everywhere - of course he was never busted because all his drugs were sent into a crowd .. it always happened "last weekend" and usually it was "one of my friends who got hit in the head by some pills" ..
Any others?
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