Extending this til June 9th, as I feel it's a cool round, we have one awesome entry already, and more would be great. I'll be coming up with something myself.
Crap on a crap cracker. I wanted to enter, but I only now found the cord that connects my camera to my computer. This would have been my entry, for what it's worth:
Thanks, bronson. I cursed my cord, but then I felt bad because I was the one who misplaced it. It is an inanimate object, after all. It didn't know any better.