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oldskoolroller

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I wish people would start using atleast somewhat proper english in their reports. This text-english that is being used in reports makes them almost impossible to read,and therefore worthless in my opnion.Sorry for the rant!
 
Can't expect someone to use proper English if they just finished rolling IMO.
 
Our dutch friends are trying ther best to reporrt in english, i know i would find it impossible to report in dutch. if you take your time you can work out what their trying to say.

edit; sorry you talking about text speak, no excuse really.
 
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^some people who roll never finished high school. This is especially true in the US where the dropout rate is high.
 
Rooofl. It is pretty hard to read that report lol.

I think that is what the OP is referring to.
 
This has been addressed before as I find it really annoying / pointless if people cant read the reports.

Just give it a thumbs down and leave a comment saying unreadable.
 
oldskoolroller said:
I wish people would start using atleast somewhat proper english in their reports. This text-english that is being used in reports makes them almost impossible to read,and therefore worthless in my opnion.Sorry for the rant!
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Completely Agree.<3
 
Wow, that report is pure garbage, in the comments he said he has fixed it as well !
 
pothole said:
Our dutch friends are trying ther best to reporrt in english, i know i would find it impossible to report in dutch. if you take your time you can work out what their trying to say.

edit; sorry you talking about text speak, no excuse really.
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Yeah I think you got it now, I doubt the OP has a problem with people struggling to write proper English from another country, it's the douche bags that write reports like the one that Socal posted...I mean gimme a break people, you have a keyboard, how hard is it to type out those few extra letters in words that make your reports actually readable...

Here's a thought, mods should delete reports that are written like that and make it part of the pillreports guidelines, that you are to at least attempt to write proper English and not use all these stupid abbreviations for everything.
 
give it the thumbs down and leave a comment saying unreadable.

It was the same way with that 'pirate' we had a few months ago, they insisted on making reports talking like a pirate. People thought it was amusing and I received a few complaints when I banned them but PLEASE if your making a report do it in a way that we all can understand and not have to guess.
 
oldskoolroller said:
"Pirate,"really? I`m glad that I didn`t see any of those reports.
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Your lucky as the guy was an idiot

socalthizzn said:
I glad pirate is banned.
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Yeah - the first time I spotted him I banned him as I knew he was nothing more than a troll - then he logged on again with the same old shit (and was banned again).

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Pulled from the trash can ...


1:30 in full sail!! with high winds! through the vigorous yet soothing 7 stormy seas!

2:30 dropped again with the insight of heading to the casino floor with fellow pirates to plunder the blackjack tables of all their booty!! great success followed by great loss! and skirvy riden pirates mistake of hitting on a 40 year old!

3:15 argggg!!! tiss another down the hatch! another one!

4:00 bottoms down tha hatches! yett another one!

4:30 party on board the ss brain soup was in full swing!! we dropped more! followed by improvised ground aerobics

5:00 dropped again sustained by conversation of how awesome it was to get together and do this (not that we dont sail like this everyweekend... but im just saying)

5:30 neighbors from room next door complained... true to our pirate spirit and lack of allegiance nor respect for the sober! so we contunued sailing! and we dropped again! giving no respect to our friend who was competing in the world poker championship!

6:30 dropped again! and pondered on the so obvious suspicious activity of our illustrious dealer who decided to gallivant through the casino in a robe and black high socks accompanied by 2 concubines ... and 1 fat chick (columbia: 2 chicks in one )

7:00 dropped half each and began a slow linger around a very dark room acompanied by already seeming repatative music midst attachment to the floor

8:00 dropped half again.. gold sweats, weird chest pains and mild hallucinations. dont worry they were awesome.. except for that feeling of some one behind me when i take a piss... not pirate like

8-9 a loss in self confidence gained us forsight to realize that the owners of the hotel room in which we forced to sleep in the couch ... began waking up... but we dident care and stayed on the plank/floor even after owners left...

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Arrrghh - :D
 
Bearlove said:
Your lucky as the guy was an idiot



Yeah - the first time I spotted him I banned him as I knew he was nothing more than a troll - then he logged on again with the same old shit (and was banned again).

****

Pulled from the trash can ...


1:30 in full sail!! with high winds! through the vigorous yet soothing 7 stormy seas!

2:30 dropped again with the insight of heading to the casino floor with fellow pirates to plunder the blackjack tables of all their booty!! great success followed by great loss! and skirvy riden pirates mistake of hitting on a 40 year old!

3:15 argggg!!! tiss another down the hatch! another one!

4:00 bottoms down tha hatches! yett another one!

4:30 party on board the ss brain soup was in full swing!! we dropped more! followed by improvised ground aerobics

5:00 dropped again sustained by conversation of how awesome it was to get together and do this (not that we dont sail like this everyweekend... but im just saying)

5:30 neighbors from room next door complained... true to our pirate spirit and lack of allegiance nor respect for the sober! so we contunued sailing! and we dropped again! giving no respect to our friend who was competing in the world poker championship!

6:30 dropped again! and pondered on the so obvious suspicious activity of our illustrious dealer who decided to gallivant through the casino in a robe and black high socks accompanied by 2 concubines ... and 1 fat chick (columbia: 2 chicks in one )

7:00 dropped half each and began a slow linger around a very dark room acompanied by already seeming repatative music midst attachment to the floor

8:00 dropped half again.. gold sweats, weird chest pains and mild hallucinations. dont worry they were awesome.. except for that feeling of some one behind me when i take a piss... not pirate like

8-9 a loss in self confidence gained us forsight to realize that the owners of the hotel room in which we forced to sleep in the couch ... began waking up... but we dident care and stayed on the plank/floor even after owners left...

***

Arrrghh - :D
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Ok, thats pretty fucking funny, I have to say, but I hear what you are saying overall about needing to be readable by all...although at the same time I usually just skim the reports, and I actually read this whole one, so maybe he was on to something.

And yeah, I agree with whoever said that if you have a keyboard, you have no excuse to type with all the 2's and wt's and whatnot....I dont usually bother with caps or apostrophes, but my text is otherwise completely legible. Only one more sign that our phones are giving us brain cancer 8)
 
He wasnt banned for making the reports - he got banned for trolling around the site when high and leaving stupid/insulting messages (normally for me).

I love a joke as much as the next person but when your talking about taking unknown chemicals / untested pills you need to have some faith in the person making the posts.
 
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