One foot in the Grave

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Ha, I know 60, 70 and 80 something year olds who are growing old diaboliclly. Absolute animals

One of my good friends is 62 going on 15

Tell me about it. I'm only just entering puberty...

 

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You’re only as old as the woman you’re fiddling

Maybe that’s why there’s so many nonces in government..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You’re only as old as the woman you’re fiddling

Maybe that’s why there’s so many nonces in government..

Yeh, just look at BoJo.

Carrie's age is way below his waist size...

 

[fastandbulbous]

Yeh, just look at BoJo.

Carrie's age is way below his waist size...

You reckon she'd have married min if he wasn't a high up government minister? I know power is supposed to be an aphrodisiac, but for fucks sake, there must be a limit...

 

[fastandbulbous]

Heh, it's deffo not just you mate.

My Mrs calls me "Victor" all the time.

However, as a self confessed working class hero, my go to retort of incredulity is "oh for fucks sake", rather than Victor's very middle class "Ay doon't belieeve it".


You should have heard me kicking off at the telly over Harry Styles at the Grammies and Sam Smith at the Brits...

Yeah, "for fucks sake" is very much the working class equivalent. Anyway, people wouldn't believe I was reacting in such a way without any expletives in my speech (in years of teaching, I only ever swore once. Weird, but the honest truth!)