I wouldnt do much of anything in Burma, too sketchy.
Well, I wouldn't say Burma is sketchy. It's just that it's a narco-state controlled by a despot, and has a majority population of people skeptical, distrusting, and unfriendly to your kind (Western, white tourists—this is a presumption and you may not be either Western nor white, but I don't think my suspicions are incorrect). If you go to Burma, you will be confined—by strictly-enforced law—to Rangoon, Mandalay, or Bagan. Every place else is restricted. You won't take a shit or jerk off without an undercover agent of the state knowing about it. You'll also require an advanced visa to even cross the border into Burma.
Hell, the government won't even allow me, with Bangladeshi and Indian dual citizenship, to stay longer than 14 consecutive days within the margins of the border. Whenever I go, I stay 12 days, then come back after a month, and resume my visit for another 12 days.
Laos Im down for an adventure in though[...]
Well, you're an adult and will do whatever the fuck you want. But why do to you have this impression of Lao Republic? Do you even know anything about Laos? Moreover, if you wanna find some ace heroin, avoid Laos. They do not do business with foreigners and you will probably be fatally wounded if you inquire too much about where to score smack and begin to make people uncomfortable. Stick to Thailand.
You'll find some very good golden brown in Bangkok, easily. And Thai are familiar to foreigners, so they won't hold your complexion or accent against you. Just don't traipse off the beaten path, lest you wanna get mugged. Thailand has the highest murder rates in SEA, btw. And Bangkok is brimming with all sorts of vices. Some you'd like (superlative dope and sexy, swarthy street walkers) and some you won't (child prostitution, violence, methamphetamine, guns, gangs, pickpocketers, narcotraffickers). So do as tour guide advises and you won't get stuck-up or need spare undies.
Cambodia I have friends there but Im just not into that whole party scene.
Ah, Cambodia. What nostalgia its name evokes. In all earnest, I probably have more than a few half--Khmer bastard children roaming abouts in Phnom Pehn somewhere.
Vietnam I want to visit for personal reasons...
What reasons? You wanna $10 party with some Gook whore that'll love you long time (Full Metal Jacket allusion)?
Thailand seems just way to strict. I was already set up by a local cop and asome street kids on my second trip there and I really dont want to make a fuss there. My first trip was awesome with no problems but that was 20 some years ago, Thanks for the insight.
Hahaha! You did something wrong, then.
