Denverdude811
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Disclaimer: I don’t condone drug use or excessive sinful spilling of thine seed… but on the other hand what the hell. I also find the concept of using "my dog,” as per Bluelight guidelines to protect the guilty, to be hilarious. Its like Brian from Family Guy!
Okay, so this is the first time my dog has posted in a forum like this but he just had to get this down in hopes that others can relate. For the first time in his life he experienced an orgasm that lasted MINUTES and felt like it could have continued. He doesn’t understand the whole tantric thing, but thinks maybe he came close to experiencing what that’s all about.
So here’s what happened: last night was a VERY out of the ordinary night – my dog's bitch was out of town and he happened to come across a gram of Coke and a gram of Molly. He had done coke in moderation before but never Molly; since he didn't really know what to expect with Molly and because he was home alone he decided to sample it but not go for a full dose... holy shit wow. Can't wait for the real experience because wow what a feeling. Anyway, he was also doing coke, and really going for like a poor, perverted version of Scarface. He was getting nice big bumps and using a syringe (no needle obviously) to plug a small amount of coke/water solution up his a$$. The syringe part was another first and my dog admits, it was nice. Hard hitting peaks that lasted.
My dog began all this nonsense at around 7pm and as the night got later, and he got higher, the standard bout of super horniness set it - as it does. Rather than jerking off and going straight for the kill he decided to take his time. My dog surfed the net for all the degenerate material he could find - as you do - and found himself engrossed in some erotic literature. He found it surprisingly fun and super horny making, except for all the incest stories, which there were a lot of… wtf? Anyways, his self-pleasuring was at a slow and maintainable pace. Along with that I should mention that he also recently discovered his male g-spot, and admits, it's fun. Like, a lot of fun. My dog uses his bitches toys to stimulate the spot (don't worry he thoroughly disinfects when done) and has found 3 that really work well. Important note: don’t forget the lube; lube is KEY.
The toys are as follows: 1. a blue nondescript handle looking thing that goes on bitches vibrating wand. 2. for the first time last night my dog decided to try the benwa balls. The subtle jingle-jangling of them within resonated throughout his body, basking in the afterglow of the Molly it put him on cloud nine. Be careful with benwa ball or other small toys though, his were on a tether so they could be pulled out. Important note: don't just go cramming stuff up your butt without an exit strategy! 3. Lastly, when my pervy dog is really going for it he'll use her rather large vibrating / rotating / swiveling cock shaped dildo that his bitch (bless her heart) tries to tell him is smaller than his own unit… bitch please. Haters: Get past the fact that yes, it looks like a big purple dick, but it isn't actually a dick. It's just a tool. If you’re afraid that using such a tool makes you gay we’ll you’re probably gay. If you’re not worried then you’re confident in your sexuality, whatever that may be. Also, don’t discount the male g-spot until you’ve tried it. Quite often my dog will be masturbating anally alone before he gets setup up front and he’ll have to back off because he’s about to come already - no jerking at all! It's a mystery of science if you ask me.
Okay now to the climax of all of this rambling... at around 5:30am the sun was up and the coke was down to just a few lines. By the way, is my dog proud that he consumed 1g of cocaine in a sitting? Actually, he doesn't give fuck. I, on the other hand, am not proud
... It's now that my dog realizes that he had played it too conservatively all night. Nearly 10 hours had passed, he still hadn't climaxed and work (thankfully a cush office job) begins at 8! Action needed to be taken so he hit PHub, got out big purp, and began… unfortunately after that much blow his erection was not where it needed to be and of course he was flipping from one porn clip to the next with reckless abandon. Around 6:45 he realized that he had wasted yet another hour and really needed to buckle down. My dog then resorted to a handful of his favorite compilation videos and after about 10 minutes of doing his best with a “soft-on,” if you will, and working the back door action he could feel the big moment coming on. It took about five minutes of ferosiuos masterbation to hone in and drive what began as a small rumbling within into the EARTH-SHATTERING climax that he experienced!!! My dog was seeing stars, he likes to think that if he hadn't been using one of my old gym socks he would have rhino-lined the entire front room with semen like a savage! The standard johnson-jerking was guiding the ship but the real power behind it was coming from the back door like a nuclear engine that seemed it would never stop. This carried on for nearly three full minutes, he knows because the clip he was playing was five minutes long. My dog began his climax at about one minute in and by the time he regained his composure it was almost over. In truth though he could have truly kept going and if he’d have started earlier he would have until he had exhausted the sensation or had an aneurysm or something. Sadly (maybe thankfully) the little voice of reason inside my dog's head decided to make an appearance for the first time in waaaaaay too long and let him know that it was time to get his shower and get to work, and for christ’s sake, to quit playing with himself. For about 15 minutes afterwards he went about his normal morning routine in a complete daze – but not just the kind you have after doing way too much coke. It was way beyond that, complete euphoria resonating throughout his entire body and mind. All I have to say at this point, five hours later, is thank god he’s out of coke and that he won’t have access to any for quite some time. My dog doesn't have much of an addictive personality but if he did that colossal orgasm is what he’d be chasing.
Sorry for the short story long – my raunchy ass dog just had to share that with someone!
Okay, so this is the first time my dog has posted in a forum like this but he just had to get this down in hopes that others can relate. For the first time in his life he experienced an orgasm that lasted MINUTES and felt like it could have continued. He doesn’t understand the whole tantric thing, but thinks maybe he came close to experiencing what that’s all about.
So here’s what happened: last night was a VERY out of the ordinary night – my dog's bitch was out of town and he happened to come across a gram of Coke and a gram of Molly. He had done coke in moderation before but never Molly; since he didn't really know what to expect with Molly and because he was home alone he decided to sample it but not go for a full dose... holy shit wow. Can't wait for the real experience because wow what a feeling. Anyway, he was also doing coke, and really going for like a poor, perverted version of Scarface. He was getting nice big bumps and using a syringe (no needle obviously) to plug a small amount of coke/water solution up his a$$. The syringe part was another first and my dog admits, it was nice. Hard hitting peaks that lasted.
My dog began all this nonsense at around 7pm and as the night got later, and he got higher, the standard bout of super horniness set it - as it does. Rather than jerking off and going straight for the kill he decided to take his time. My dog surfed the net for all the degenerate material he could find - as you do - and found himself engrossed in some erotic literature. He found it surprisingly fun and super horny making, except for all the incest stories, which there were a lot of… wtf? Anyways, his self-pleasuring was at a slow and maintainable pace. Along with that I should mention that he also recently discovered his male g-spot, and admits, it's fun. Like, a lot of fun. My dog uses his bitches toys to stimulate the spot (don't worry he thoroughly disinfects when done) and has found 3 that really work well. Important note: don’t forget the lube; lube is KEY.
The toys are as follows: 1. a blue nondescript handle looking thing that goes on bitches vibrating wand. 2. for the first time last night my dog decided to try the benwa balls. The subtle jingle-jangling of them within resonated throughout his body, basking in the afterglow of the Molly it put him on cloud nine. Be careful with benwa ball or other small toys though, his were on a tether so they could be pulled out. Important note: don't just go cramming stuff up your butt without an exit strategy! 3. Lastly, when my pervy dog is really going for it he'll use her rather large vibrating / rotating / swiveling cock shaped dildo that his bitch (bless her heart) tries to tell him is smaller than his own unit… bitch please. Haters: Get past the fact that yes, it looks like a big purple dick, but it isn't actually a dick. It's just a tool. If you’re afraid that using such a tool makes you gay we’ll you’re probably gay. If you’re not worried then you’re confident in your sexuality, whatever that may be. Also, don’t discount the male g-spot until you’ve tried it. Quite often my dog will be masturbating anally alone before he gets setup up front and he’ll have to back off because he’s about to come already - no jerking at all! It's a mystery of science if you ask me.
Okay now to the climax of all of this rambling... at around 5:30am the sun was up and the coke was down to just a few lines. By the way, is my dog proud that he consumed 1g of cocaine in a sitting? Actually, he doesn't give fuck. I, on the other hand, am not proud
... It's now that my dog realizes that he had played it too conservatively all night. Nearly 10 hours had passed, he still hadn't climaxed and work (thankfully a cush office job) begins at 8! Action needed to be taken so he hit PHub, got out big purp, and began… unfortunately after that much blow his erection was not where it needed to be and of course he was flipping from one porn clip to the next with reckless abandon. Around 6:45 he realized that he had wasted yet another hour and really needed to buckle down. My dog then resorted to a handful of his favorite compilation videos and after about 10 minutes of doing his best with a “soft-on,” if you will, and working the back door action he could feel the big moment coming on. It took about five minutes of ferosiuos masterbation to hone in and drive what began as a small rumbling within into the EARTH-SHATTERING climax that he experienced!!! My dog was seeing stars, he likes to think that if he hadn't been using one of my old gym socks he would have rhino-lined the entire front room with semen like a savage! The standard johnson-jerking was guiding the ship but the real power behind it was coming from the back door like a nuclear engine that seemed it would never stop. This carried on for nearly three full minutes, he knows because the clip he was playing was five minutes long. My dog began his climax at about one minute in and by the time he regained his composure it was almost over. In truth though he could have truly kept going and if he’d have started earlier he would have until he had exhausted the sensation or had an aneurysm or something. Sadly (maybe thankfully) the little voice of reason inside my dog's head decided to make an appearance for the first time in waaaaaay too long and let him know that it was time to get his shower and get to work, and for christ’s sake, to quit playing with himself. For about 15 minutes afterwards he went about his normal morning routine in a complete daze – but not just the kind you have after doing way too much coke. It was way beyond that, complete euphoria resonating throughout his entire body and mind. All I have to say at this point, five hours later, is thank god he’s out of coke and that he won’t have access to any for quite some time. My dog doesn't have much of an addictive personality but if he did that colossal orgasm is what he’d be chasing. Sorry for the short story long – my raunchy ass dog just had to share that with someone!
