joannie_mhm
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The part V thread hit capacity, so here begins the latest rants thread yay!
First up is a simple one today- if we have just spoken on the phone, and you are aware that I'm female, don't fucking send me a follow-up email/fax and spell my name JOE! That's a boy's name dude, and I don't fucking have chest hair!
I'd also like to quote these few guidelines I posted in this post for post-christmas sales shoppers, because a lot of these fuckers seem to be following me around in the city lately
So children, what's bugging you today? RANT ON!!
First up is a simple one today- if we have just spoken on the phone, and you are aware that I'm female, don't fucking send me a follow-up email/fax and spell my name JOE! That's a boy's name dude, and I don't fucking have chest hair!
I'd also like to quote these few guidelines I posted in this post for post-christmas sales shoppers, because a lot of these fuckers seem to be following me around in the city lately
[1] keep to the left. it's simple enough for you to do on the road, why can't you apply it to a supermarket aisle as well?
[2] further to [1] if you are a large group, say a family with numerous children, or a group of giggling 14 yr olds please realise that when you walk 6 abreast, there is no room for other shoppers who might like to overtake you because you're moving so fucking slowly. i suggest you stagger your group, three groups of two works well, you have someone to listen to your inane chat, but there is also room for me to get the fuck away from you.
[3] if you see something exciting, or have lost your child/boyfriend/mother-in-law and need to stop to investigate, or have to stop and answer your mobile phone, refer to rule [1]. if you stop in the middle of the aisle i will push you out of my way, and you may possibly end up on the floor.
So children, what's bugging you today? RANT ON!!
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