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Jeebis2

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Alright guys. I figured I'd make a thread sometime. I'm a long term cultivator and extractor of cannabis (16 yrs), ex heroin addict (14 years), and currently work as a budtender for a legal recreational dispensary. Please, ask me anything!

Edit: I also have years of experience cultivating, extracting, working for the largest closed loop extraction system manufacturer, and consulting on the medical market.
 
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Does this only apply to cannabis or can there be queries on other vegetation?
I think I get that certain plants need certain light wavelengths among other important factors when the aim is to produce healthy fruit. New to it all and thought it was time to learn a few things about indoor growing so this thread may be very helpful indeed.
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Depending on what the question is, the principals are mostly the same across species, so ask away
 
Alright guys. I figured I'd make a thread sometime. I'm a long term cultivator and extractor of cannabis (16 yrs), ex heroin addict (14 years), and currently work as a budtender for a legal recreational dispensary. Please, ask me anything!

Edit: I also have years of experience cultivating, extracting, working for the largest closed loop extraction system manufacturer, and consulting on the medical market.

So this might be in a different direction than you were expecting but what is the craziest story you'd be comfortable sharing from your 14yrs of addiction? Have you had any run-ins with organized crime, or has your experience been strictly corner-to-corner/dealer-to-dealer?

As a budtender, how do you rate your coworkers? Typically when I go into the recently-opened stores in my homestate I'm super impressed with how knowledgeable you fuckers are getting, especially in regards to terpene profiles. I'm curious if they're all just amazing bullshitters or if this is really the direction the industry is going in, because if it's the latter then it makes me fucking so excited to go to the shops around me-- not just because I'ma catch a legal high, but because I'm going to learn something about my favorite plant/pastime/hobby even though nearly 10 years ago I felt there was nothing left to learn.
 
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Once cannabis became a corporate industry, it stopped being cool.

All the kids who were too scared to sell weed, suddenly became expert bud tenders, capable of recommending the highest margin indica or sativa!

The counter culture was bought and crushed by greedy chads and idiots.
 
Alright guys. I figured I'd make a thread sometime. I'm a long term cultivator and extractor of cannabis (16 yrs), ex heroin addict (14 years), and currently work as a budtender for a legal recreational dispensary. Please, ask me anything!

Edit: I also have years of experience cultivating, extracting, working for the largest closed loop extraction system manufacturer, and consulting on the medical market.

OP I would move this whole AMA to reddit r/trees. You might get someone who's got something worth typing to reply.

I have a few questions.

For personal consumption, what is your favorite grow medium?

Which strains right now would you say are most in demand?

Any further insight into what made you give up heroin and get into working in the cannabis industry?
 
OP I would move this whole AMA to reddit r/trees. You might get someone who's got something worth typing to reply.

I have a few questions.

For personal consumption, what is your favorite grow medium?

Which strains right now would you say are most in demand?

Any further insight into what made you give up heroin and get into working in the cannabis industry?
omg i miss growing
 
Once cannabis became a corporate industry, it stopped being cool.

All the kids who were too scared to sell weed, suddenly became expert bud tenders, capable of recommending the highest margin indica or sativa!

The counter culture was bought and crushed by greedy chads and idiots.

That's what legalization does, though.

It's more accessible and you're not gonna catch a charge. Of course people who typically would've never tried it under prohibition might feel inclined to give it a shot now that they're confident they won't jeopardize their freedom/marriage/career because they wanted to get a little stoned.

Also, these budtenders are just regular people. Yes, they absolutely have opinions to offer and yes, you absolutely have every right to ignore their opinions and make your purchase as you intended.

The only downside I'm seeing to legal weed is the prices, but you know.... it's really difficult to put a price tag on peace of mind, which is what these rec stores offer in abundance.
 
quality, and service have gone down since legalization. legal prices are higher.
and there is a new class of clueless idiots who think they know everything
 
quality, and service have gone down since legalization. legal prices are higher.
and there is a new class of clueless idiots who think they know everything

That's a fair take on it.

I personally disagree on quality and service (quality is consistent with local black market, service and selection surpass the local black market) but your second two points are spot-on. I just don't think I get as bothered by what other people do and say as a few others participating in this thread.

idk, man, it's just really easy for me to pay no mind to people that are talking bullshit-- especially when I'm confident in the things that I know. I'm always willing to learn something from anybody I encounter, they just need to carry themselves in a way that makes me value whatever information they're imparting.

I also really enjoy how there's absolutely no upselling in the stores I frequent. You tell them what you want and they go get it, and they're not offering any type of recommendations unless the customer asks for their advice.

I guess I just really appreciate a cut-and-dry drug transaction where I don't have to make a phone call 24hrs in advance and have to be available indefinitely until someone can make a trip to me. THAT'S what I mean when I say things like convenience is king.

[EDIT: this thread also has me interested in making some out-of-state visits to legal shops raound the country. You guys have me really curious as to whether I'm being brainwashed by this bullshit or if I'm really having different experiences than some of you when I go to get my legal weed. I'm wondering how different it is from state-to-state, and it also makes me worry a little bit for how the industry might evolve in my state a few years down the line.]

omg i miss growing

What stopped you?
 
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That's a fair take on it.

I personally disagree on quality and service (quality is consistent with local black market, service and selection surpass the local black market) but your second two points are spot-on. I just don't think I get as bothered by what other people do and say as a few others participating in this thread.

idk, man, it's just really easy for me to pay no mind to people that are talking bullshit-- especially when I'm confident in the things that I know. I'm always willing to learn something from anybody I encounter, they just need to carry themselves in a way that makes me value whatever information they're imparting.

I also really enjoy how there's absolutely no upselling in the stores I frequent. You tell them what you want and they go get it, and they're not offering any type of recommendations unless the customer asks for their advice.

I guess I just really appreciate a cut-and-dry drug transaction where I don't have to make a phone call 24hrs in advance and have to be available indefinitely until someone can make a trip to me. THAT'S what I mean when I say things like convenience is king.

[EDIT: this thread also has me interested in making some out-of-state visits to legal shops raound the country. You guys have me really curious as to whether I'm being brainwashed by this bullshit or if I'm really having different experiences than some of you when I go to get my legal weed. I'm wondering how different it is from state-to-state, and it also makes me worry a little bit for how the industry might evolve in my state a few years down the line.]



What stopped you?
im dont really bothered, i still buy mostly from the black market, I am disappointed in the failure and regression.

and im in canada where it's fully legal
 
im dont really bothered, i still buy mostly from the black market, I am disappointed in the failure and regression.

and im in canada where it's fully legal

Maybe it's just still the novelty for me. Who knows, in a couple of months I might become a bit disgruntled myself.

I will say that I learned quickly to buy flower from the usual sources. It's still a bit of a process, but not quite as exaggerated in my last post.
Flower's taken a back seat for me, though, and I've been sticking with edibles and carts for the most part. Which is fuckin' weird, dude, because I just bought a Mighty a couple of weeks ago and I've only used that thing maybe a dozen times... Which yeah, sounds like much but no, man, it's not much at all.
 
I waited too long to come back to this thread, lol.
In no particular order, here are my responses:
To the guy laughing about being a budtender, yes it's a rediculous job title, but I've also never made more money legally than I have now.

Craziest story? Message me, lol. It involves smuggling mdma from Canada and getting out of getting robbed in nyc immediately after because I spoke Spanish. Or the time I got a police escort in California through a shady hills have eyes like desert town with 50 lbs of shatter in my truck because the roads were washed out. Or when my friends and I accidentally found a cartel grow near the hot springs in socal and were scared off the (public) land.

Budtender quality varies. Im in ny where the industry is at the absolute ground level, so it's a bit of a wild wild west situation. I'm fortunate to work at one of the few dispensaries owned by the people serving the masses for years. The staff varies between me and a few others with legit experience to stoners who just want to learn and help. For every budtender like me, there's a dozen with no clue. It's unfortunate, but that's capitalism, baby!

Corporatization of cannabis is the best and worst thing to happen to the plant. The variety of items I see is astounding. Also, the new smokers and the old timers are my fsvorite customers. But rec cannabis isn't for everyone yet. When micro licenses start getting issued, my job is going to lend its legal services to the true legacy cultivators to try to remedy the bullshit thats flooding the market.

Favorite grow medium: living soil + compost tea (there's nothing like it when it's done right) or hydro greenhouse w/ mixed lighting.

Favorite/popular strains atm: slurricane is easily the most popular strain I sell as flower (wedding cake as pre rolls). My favorite strain the store has is platinum life breath. Personally, im a sucker for that old school sour that doesn't exist anymore (albany sour is close), island sweet skunk, and oreoz. Im growing a killer local genetic line rn called chiefstar that's looking like a winner

And I gave up heroin because it's fucking heroin. The fact I didn't stay dead (died via od twice) is a miracle. The lifestyle is literal hell and I couldn't do it anymore. So I put my self through outpatient rehab then caught a gig as a stagehand so I was on the road most of the first 8 months out of active addiction. For the past 16 years cannabis kept my bills paid and my stomach fed, so it was a no Brainer to move from my previous job back to cannabis.

My biggest Complaint on the Industry is the price atm. But, inevitably, as time goes on prices will fall. I see it happen in real time. Quality is all over the map. You can find trash and you can find the best bud you'll ever find, but you will pay for it.

Also, alot of people like the security of a tested and regulated product. Hell, I like the security of a tested product. The rec market isn't for everyone, just like the black market isn't for everyone. They both serve their purpose and both aren't going anywhere anytime soon.


I'd do the reddit ama but im certain someone I work with would see lol
 
I'm happy that things are working out for you, bro. It's funny that you mention living soil because I just discovered that myself browsing reddit last night.

I was just in awe looking at all these massive plants that people around the country are growing, and the one thing the monstrous trees all had in common was living soil. I still don't know much about it but it's definitely on my list of things to look into.

 
Brother, here you've got a guy putting himself out there with an AMA and you're sitting here laughing at his employment?
Is there some other name you'd prefer they'd call it? Fuckin' weed cashier? Jesus christ, man...
Don't worry about krinkle, he has to put others down to make himself feel better about his own life choices

But on topic, what's the best state in the current climate to run a postprocessing facility? Which state has the best guidelines and regulations to truly ensure that the products contain what the tests say they do?
 
Please, ask me anything!
do you guys have anything from ace seeds? and/ or like tropical sativas (not sativa - indica hybrids like c99 or super silver haze or jack herer that ppl call "sativas")? the dispensaries in my area USED to have a few very sativa leaners, like zamaldelica, golden tiger, and malawi... but for whatever reason, they are now completely gone and have been for a couple years now. it's a shame. i just wonder what the markets are like in other areas.

what about classic indicas like deep chunk?

everything seems to be homogenizing into commercial hybrids, variety is suffering lately.
 
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