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Social If you don't wash it, I won't suck it. What is your dealbreaker in a relationship?

Now that I think about it, I'm not the biggest fan of lipstick either. Wouldn't say it's a turnoff for me though.
I used to try to get my girlfriend to not wear it. I stopped though because she got mad about it
 
As far as female hairiness goes: shave it all or not at all. I don't wanna see a goddamned mustache on a pussy.

And hairy legs and armpits are fine, too. But if they're shaved, keep em smooth. No stubble, please.
 
FallenOne86 said:
I do wonder why so many guys like anal

is it because they are smaller and it feels better cuz it's tight or what?

I think there's a lot of anal in porn because guys don't get to do it in real life. I'd rather fuck a vagina most of the time, but variety is the spice of life. I assume you like handjobs and blowjobs?

Assholes are cute. Vaginas often look like a mess. Whereas assholes (assuming they haven't been ruined) are neat. I like sticking my finger up my wife's ass while fucking her and feeling my dick going in and out from the inside.

There's something very intimate about sodomy. It's the ultimate act of submission.
 
I think there's a lot of anal in porn because guys don't get to do it in real life. I'd rather fuck a vagina most of the time, but variety is the spice of life. I assume you like handjobs and blowjobs?

Assholes are cute. Vaginas often look like a mess. Whereas assholes (assuming they haven't been ruined) are neat. I like sticking my finger up my wife's ass while fucking her and feeling my dick going in and out from the inside.

There's something very intimate about sodomy. It's the ultimate act of submission.
Handjobs don't do much for me but I LOVE blowjobs! Anytime of the day anywhere anyplace.. blowjobs are lovely! And doing anal was all right but like I described in that one story I shared.. when I saw that corn coming out of that girls butthole and flung it right when her parents walked in it kinda ruined the moment and ruined ever doing it again but who knows maybe I'll change my mind! But girls have told me that I'm way too big for anal and I feel like shit when they tell me they can't walk or are in pain.
 
Lipstick is a huge turn off to me, is anyone else like that?
Yeah I used to have this ex that wore red lipstick and I'd tell her every time she looked like a whore and insisted on wearing it. In the end I was right she did turn out to be a whore because she lied about who she was and turns out she was married with two kids. I felt bad for her husband cuz we hit it off when I sent her ass back to him and told him she's got 3 other guys she's seeing. I dug deep and found out and felt like I should tell him. The shocker was when he told me he knew about all 4 of us and said, "At least you're a good looking dude the other 3 look like such douche bags" lol it's really sad that I ended up liking the guy because I felt like complete shit and I hate people who lie about whether or not they are in a relationship or single. Just be honest! Can't have your cake and eat it too! That's what I'm here for! I eat that cake! You just watch! :ROFLMAO:
 
Even if I whisper it sweetly in her ears as a compliment? 😉
Okay arrall and birdup I can see by the sad faces you weren’t pleased with my answer but I apologize if I offended either of you and I didn’t mean anything by that nor do I ever disrespect any other women judging them by whether or not they wear lipstick or not. I should of been more clear.

My ex girlfriend admitted to me she was a whore. I mean she lied to me about being married with 2 kids. And when I did my own investigation I found out she was dating 3 other dudes and when I told her husband he already knew! I was shocked how he was fine with this. But his response was funny and proved he eas a genuine guy. He said he didn’t wanna divorce her because she doesn’t have any sort of degree and would be homeless if they got a divorce and she was well taken care of and the kids need their mother.

Her reason for doing all that was “I never got to date in high school because I was fat and everyone made fun of me.” So that’s why she wanted to get married and have 4 other boyfriends on the side and not be honest about it. I guess I’m in the wrong for calling her a whore and I apologize!
 
Okay arrall and birdup I can see by the sad faces you weren’t pleased with my answer but I apologize if I offended either of you and I didn’t mean anything by that nor do I ever disrespect any other women judging them by whether or not they wear lipstick or not. I should of been more clear.

My ex girlfriend admitted to me she was a whore. I mean she lied to me about being married with 2 kids. And when I did my own investigation I found out she was dating 3 other dudes and when I told her husband he already knew! I was shocked how he was fine with this. But his response was funny and proved he eas a genuine guy. He said he didn’t wanna divorce her because she doesn’t have any sort of degree and would be homeless if they got a divorce and she was well taken care of and the kids need their mother.

Her reason for doing all that was “I never got to date in high school because I was fat and everyone made fun of me.” So that’s why she wanted to get married and have 4 other boyfriends on the side and not be honest about it. I guess I’m in the wrong for calling her a whore and I apologize!
Yeah, generally it's not your place to judge whether a woman is a whore or not.

Ya know, basic manners and all.

Maybe you're salty because she misrepresented something to you, but really all you ought to do is move on and don't worry about her if you're not interested. Sounds to me like you took it a little personally and are carrying some resentments toward her. That's not exactly healthy.
 
The latent English teacher in me feels compelled to point out the difference between a "whore" and a "slut."
A whore does it for money or drugs.
A slut does it for its own sake.

Personally, I'd never call any woman either term unless that's how she defines herself. That's the feminist in me, I guess.

Okay, stepping off my soapbox (for now).
 
Jesus Christ I didn’t mean for you all to get offended and I didn’t think that two of the males here were gonna be white knights and try to make it seem like I’m the worst person ever. Let me rephrase it cuz now you got me pissed off.

I didn’t mean all women were whores just because they wore lipstick. I don’t see anything wrong with that. It’s perfectly fine. I just meant my ex looked like a whore and she turned out to be one. If you guys don’t agree she is after I explained how she was married with 4 boyfriends on the side including me then I don’t know what to tell you all but she admitted to bejng a whore so sorry ladies if I offended you. You can wear your lipstick I’m not anything different I was just talking about an ex of mine that’s all! Damn! I’m done with this topic. Moving on!
 
Wow! You my friend, are like an artifact!! It is so refreshing to here you say you prefer a hairy bush. Fucking porn ruined women. All that landing strip shit and fucking bedazzling your cunt???!!! Mine is

not an overgrown mess, but hair was meant to be there for a reason. So cool;)
Dude, you and I are related. I like a woman with hair everywhere - legs, armpits, around the nipples, on the belly, and even a cute little moustache (like that sexy Mexican chick, Frida Kahlo. Salma Hayek portrayed her in the 2002 movie, Frida)! I also think pussy should taste like pussy, and not apricots. My ex-gf would wear a sweater and sweatpants in the 100 degree summers here in North Carolina, while she was running up her FitBit, and it wasn't until AFTER the sex that I permitted her to bathe! LOL!
 
Dude, you and I are related. I like a woman with hair everywhere - legs, armpits, around the nipples, on the belly, and even a cute little moustache (like that sexy Mexican chick, Frida Kahlo. Salma Hayek portrayed her in the 2002 movie, Frida)! I also think pussy should taste like pussy, and not apricots. My ex-gf would wear a sweater and sweatpants in the 100 degree summers here in North Carolina, while she was running up her FitBit, and it wasn't until AFTER the sex that I permitted her to bathe! LOL!
Wow. If I had a choice between the taste of pussy and the taste of apricots when I'm servicing my lady...

Damn sure I'd pick apricots wtf are you smoking?????

I mean, pussy is one of those tastes that you'll abide by and accept, but if there was a fruity alternative, you'd be obliged to accept
 
Wow. If I had a choice between the taste of pussy and the taste of apricots when I'm servicing my lady...

Damn sure I'd pick apricots wtf are you smoking?????

I mean, pussy is one of those tastes that you'll abide by and accept, but if there was a fruity alternative, you'd be obliged to accept
you might be eating the wrong pussy?!
 
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