I caught my girlfriend rubbing one off (also; Women, what kind of porn do you watch?)

[negrogesic]

The only thing I found weird about reading this was that you looked at her computer history to figure out what she was watching so you could try to figure out if the imagery she was looking at was a threat to your fragile male-penis ego.

You "caught" her rubbing one off sounds like she was doing something wrong. In all my relationships masturbation is normal. If my partner walks in and I'm jerking off, I'll just say hi and "Please give me a minute."

I'm glad I'm gay. Straight people are so fucking weird about this stuff, and porn, etc.

Where did I say I looked at her computer history

 

[-=SS=-]

Reading this thread is a great reminder why I can't wait to get off.. this stupid planet. Nature be fucking us.

 

[ItsclearlyFake]

I 'dick her down'

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

The only thing I found weird about reading this was that you looked at her computer history to figure out what she was watching so you could try to figure out if the imagery she was looking at was a threat to your fragile male-penis ego.

You "caught" her rubbing one off sounds like she was doing something wrong. In all my relationships masturbation is normal. If my partner walks in and I'm jerking off, I'll just say hi and "Please give me a minute."

I'm glad I'm gay. Straight people are so fucking weird about this stuff, and porn, etc.

The straights are definitely not okay lol

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

I wish people would just be more open about these things. 100% of men masturbate (no matter what they may claim) and I'd say well over 90% of women do, like 99% maybe. And MOST people watch porn, especially if they're millennial (1981-1996) or younger.

You probably should have just discussed it with her rather than looking at her search history. Could be embarrassing for her. I'd be mortified if ever anyone looked at my search history and found things like "why pornstar peepee so big and my peepee 2 inches?" and "Donkey scat enema fiesta 3". Thank fuck nobody will ever find out!

 

[negrogesic]

I wish people would just be more open about these things. 100% of men masturbate (no matter what they may claim) and I'd say well over 90% of women do, like 99% maybe. And MOST people watch porn, especially if they're millennial (1981-1996) or younger.

You probably should have just discussed it with her rather than looking at her search history. Could be embarrassing for her. I'd be mortified if ever anyone looked at my search history and found things like "why pornstar peepee so big and my peepee 2 inches?" and "Donkey scat enema fiesta 3". Thank fuck nobody will ever find out!

Once again, I never looked at her search history.

I saw her rubbing one off while watching her ipad. And I wasn't spying on her. I've got a couple of cameras set up to figure how mice keep on getting inside my house and eating food in my pantry.

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Once again, I never looked at her search history.

I saw her rubbing one off while watching her ipad. And I wasn't spying on her. I've got a couple of cameras set up to figure how mice keep on getting inside my house and eating food in my pantry.

Sorry if that came across wrong, I had a focal seizure like half an hour ago and I'm a little spaced out, I guess I didn't read this thread properly? I thought I saw people talking about you looking at her search history. I apologise, that's on me.
I just reread some and, yeah, it was people jumping to conclusions for some reason :/
Again, Je suis désolée, lo siento, mia culpa.
[^I'm being genuine, I hate when people spread misinformation like that]

 

[Foreigner]

Where did I say I looked at her computer history

I stated wrong, sorry, I meant that you looked up what she was watching so you could critique her fantasy. I found that really bizarre.

 

[negrogesic]

I stated wrong, sorry, I meant that you looked up what she was watching so you could critique her fantasy. I found that really bizarre.

That didn't happen either. I didnt even ask what she was watching. I did ask if she was sexting someone though. Turns out she was reading erotica.

Thing is, she isn't the type to sext someone, but who knows sometimes people surprise you.

I was just saying, theoretically, I wonder how Id feel if she had been watching some BBC gangbang type porn. I could handle it for sure, I've got plenty of self-confidence in that area, but I'm sure in the back of my mind it would be a little unsettling (for reasons I explained in one of my previous posts -- the human heterosexual male, like most related primates, compete fiercely and constantly for mates, so it could be distressing on an instinctive level).

I guess one problem is that my first post was so long of a rant that no one actually read it, so now I'm being held accountable for things I never even said that I did .

 

[fairnymph]

I hate porn, the least offensive is gay blowjobs, imo. Occasionally, there will be a very good sex scene (softcore) in a movie that I find arousing, but those have become increasingly rare. I love romance novels, including erotica, but I think I’ve mostly become desensitised to erotica, and it is very hard to find erotica that is written well. I’m very particular about the erotica, both in terms of content, & especially in terms of writing style. Most explicit words turn me right off, especially the dreaded p-word for lady parts. What I most like about reading romance is the flirting and falling in love, basically all the emotional stuff.

The erotica I enjoy the most:
-vampires!!! (I am very into biting and blood, both receiving and giving)
-other paranormal stuff, especially any type of telepathy which enables the couple to feel everything, but I enjoy basically all fantasy/paranormal romance
-loss of virginity
-Dominant man with a masochistic sub
-discovery, especially by the man’s father

Acts I most enjoy reading about, in descending order:
-penetration
-blowjobs
-kissing

I despise reading about cunnilingus. I have enjoyed reading anal & reverse harem as well as threesomes with bisexual men. If I could try a gangbang with perfectly realistic VR, I probably would. With 5” long very thick cocks, & only white men. If you like, I can share some of my favourite erotica scenes/novels. Or go into more detail about what I dislike, a much longer list.

But really, I much prefer to just have sex rather than read about it, and I have never combined erotica/fantasising with masturbation. My mind has to be blank to successfully masturbate, which I don’t much enjoy. Sex is just so so much better & that I am all about. I am also very much NOT a voyeur. Exhibitionism, however, bring it on!

 

[negrogesic]

I hate porn, the least offensive is gay blowjobs, imo. Occasionally, there will be a very good sex scene (softcore) in a movie that I find arousing, but those have become increasingly rare. I love romance novels, including erotica, but I think I’ve mostly become desensitised to erotica, and it is very hard to find erotica that is written well. I’m very particular about the erotica, both in terms of content, & especially in terms of writing style. Most explicit words turn me right off, especially the dreaded p-word for lady parts. What I most like about reading romance is the flirting and falling in love, basically all the emotional stuff.

The erotica I enjoy the most:
-vampires!!! (I am very into biting and blood, both receiving and giving)
-other paranormal stuff, especially any type of telepathy which enables the couple to feel everything, but I enjoy basically all fantasy/paranormal romance
-loss of virginity
-Dominant man with a masochistic sub
-discovery, especially by the man’s father

Acts I most enjoy reading about, in descending order:
-penetration
-blowjobs
-kissing

I despise reading about cunnilingus. I have enjoyed reading anal & reverse harem as well as threesomes with bisexual men. If I could try a gangbang with perfectly realistic VR, I probably would. With 5” long very thick cocks, & only white men. If you like, I can share some of my favourite erotica scenes/novels. Or go into more detail about what I dislike, a much longer list.

But really, I much prefer to just have sex rather than read about it, and I have never combined erotica/fantasising with masturbation. My mind has to be blank to successfully masturbate, which I don’t much enjoy. Sex is just so so much better & that I am all about. I am also very much NOT a voyeur. Exhibitionism, however, bring it on!

Yeah, my girlfriend doesn't like regular porn either. She preferred those Tumblr porn gifs (that have since been banned from Tumblr). I found this out when i first gave her a cathinone-type stimulant. We sniffed the stimulant, I went to the bathroom, and when I came out she was looking at porn gifs on Tumblr, while rubbing one out with a little pink lipstick sized vibrator. I was definitelty surprised. But unlike porn videos, these Tumblr porn gifs had a kind of artistic feel to them, most of them were greyscale (ie, not in color but rather black and white, which gave more of photography vibe). It's funny, I didnt find that particular cathinone to be especially prosexual but I guess she did (she has little experience with drugs).

Unfortunately, her openly looking at those gifs is what gave me the mental green light to later turn on porn videos when we did some long sex filled stimulant binges with some truly pro-sexual cathinones. But in time it became apparent that she clearly wasn't a fan of actual porn videos and it sort of made things awkward later. I guess I thought that if she liked those gifs than she'd like actual porn, but I was wrong.

In anycase, after this recent incident where I accidentally caught her masturbating while watching the tv show Euphoria and reading erotica, I actually bought her two paperback erotica books (with erotica short stories). I did this because she felt embarrassed and perhaps ashamed, so I wanted to reassure her that I didn't see anything wrong with her doing that. So I bought her some books.

The problem is, the erotica books I got her were pretty lame. One was called "Best Women's Erotica" version 3 or 4, the other I forget. I did a fair amount of research and those were the best I could find on Amazon (which allows you to read a sample). I must have read like 15+ samples before choosing the two books. I was going for short stories because most erotic is in novel format, or written as a series, and I had no idea which type she'd read. Plus, personally, short stories are the only type of erotica I'd ever read, but I'm a guy and more straight to the point than many women. Anyway, after getting the books I read through them and they weren't great, one of the books was especially lame. Don't think she's read either. Maybe the novel format would be better, if you have any suggestions.

 

[negrogesic]

If I could try a gangbang with perfectly realistic VR, I probably would. With 5” long very thick cocks, & only white men.

One day I suppose this sort of thing will be possible. What a strange world it will be when whatever fantasy a person has can be actualized virtually. Why only 5" long though? It might make sense in some respects, but you'll inevitably need one at least one of those VR sex robots with more length than that to hit the "root":



I think she's inadvertently referring to the anterior fornix:

Is the A-Spot the Same Thing As the G-Spot?

No, but they do go hand-in-hand. Once you locate your G-spot, you're well on your way to the land of A-spot bliss. Here's how.

www.healthline.com

 

[fairnymph]

One day I suppose this sort of thing will be possible. What a strange world it will be when whatever fantasy a person has can be actualized virtually. Why only 5" long though? It might make sense in some respects, but you'll inevitably need one at least one of those VR sex robots with more length than that to hit the "root":



I think she's inadvertently referring to the anterior fornix:

Is the A-Spot the Same Thing As the G-Spot?

No, but they do go hand-in-hand. Once you locate your G-spot, you're well on your way to the land of A-spot bliss. Here's how.

www.healthline.com

I have a super sensitive cervix & I don’t enjoy having it bumped. Stretching pain from girth is nice, but length banging, NO. Length thus really limits positions because basically everything except missionary (which is my fave anyway as it’s the only way to stimulate my g-spot to orgasm, with my knees up & pelvis tilted, and I need to control the angle). So in most other positions there is always some fear in the back of my mind that my cervix will get banged, which obviously sucks.

The only way to stimulate my a-spot involves cervical pain so I’m not a fan. Plus it’s nothing compared to my g-spot.

 

[fairnymph]

Yeah, my girlfriend doesn't like regular porn either. She preferred those Tumblr porn gifs (that have since been banned from Tumblr). I found this out when i first gave her a cathinone-type stimulant. We sniffed the stimulant, I went to the bathroom, and when I came out she was looking at porn gifs on Tumblr, while rubbing one out with a little pink lipstick sized vibrator. I was definitelty surprised. But unlike porn videos, these Tumblr porn gifs had a kind of artistic feel to them, most of them were greyscale (ie, not in color but rather black and white, which gave more of photography vibe). It's funny, I didnt find that particular cathinone to be especially prosexual but I guess she did (she has little experience with drugs).

Unfortunately, her openly looking at those gifs is what gave me the mental green light to later turn on porn videos when we did some long sex filled stimulant binges with some truly pro-sexual cathinones. But in time it became apparent that she clearly wasn't a fan of actual porn videos and it sort of made things awkward later. I guess I thought that if she liked those gifs than she'd like actual porn, but I was wrong.

In anycase, after this recent incident where I accidentally caught her masturbating while watching the tv show Euphoria and reading erotica, I actually bought her two paperback erotica books (with erotica short stories). I did this because she felt embarrassed and perhaps ashamed, so I wanted to reassure her that I didn't see anything wrong with her doing that. So I bought her some books.

The problem is, the erotica books I got her were pretty lame. One was called "Best Women's Erotica" version 3 or 4, the other I forget. I did a fair amount of research and those were the best I could find on Amazon (which allows you to read a sample). I must have read like 15+ samples before choosing the two books. I was going for short stories because most erotic is in novel format, or written as a series, and I had no idea which type she'd read. Plus, personally, short stories are the only type of erotica I'd ever read, but I'm a guy and more straight to the point than many women. Anyway, after getting the books I read through them and they weren't great, one of the books was especially lame. Don't think she's read either. Maybe the novel format would be better, if you have any suggestions.

My fave romance with sex scenes, roughly in descending order of quality, though everything is 4+/5 stars & I rate VERY harshly:

-everything by Richelle Mead, especially Georgina Kincaid series
-everything by Jacqueline Carey especially Phedre’s Trilogy
-In The Shadows series by PT Michelle
-Dark in You series by Suzanne Wright (& her other series, which involve shifters or vamps)
-The Fermata by Nicholson Baker
-Valan Playboys by Scarlett Dawn (MFM)
-Lidiya Foxglove’s Guardians of Sky & Shadow series (reverse harem with bi men IIRC)
-Diane Sylvan’s Shadow World series
-everything by JR Ward
-Susan Squire’s Companion series
-The Devil You Know by Liz Carlyle
-Marsha Canham’s Dante Pirates series
-Bitten: Nova by Kim Faulks
-Caught: Katharine by Julia Mills
-Marked: Winter by Gwen Knight
-Laura Wright’s Mark of the Vampire series
-Bannockburn Binding by Tracy Cooper-Posey (MFM)
-Jeaniene Frost’s Night Huntress series
-Colleen Gleason’s Gardella Vampire Hunter series
-LKH‘s Merry Gentry series (her Anita Blake series is good too)
-An Intimate History of the Greater Kingdom, Book One: The Tale of Two Kingdoms
-Channeling Morpheus series by Jordan Castillo Price (gay men)
-Anna Carven’s Dark Planet Warriors (aliens/scifi)
-Anne Bishop’s Black Jewel series
-The Would-be Witch by Rita Boucher
-everything by KF Breene especially Fire and Ice series
-everything by IT Lucas
-Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon (& everthing else by her)
-Tina Folsom’s Scanguards Vampires series
-Echo Trilogy by Lindsey Sparks
-Charlaine Harris’s Sookie Stackhouse series
-KA Linde’s Blood Type series
-JA Saare’s Rhiannon Law series
-His Stolen Bride by Shelly Thacker

That’s probably a decent start! Based on what she likes I can recommend more.

 

[fairnymph]

Oh, and I’ve never seen those tumblr gifs, curious now!

 

[-=SS=-]

Oh, and I’ve never seen those tumblr gifs, curious now!

I had an ex who was just like that, she loved those tumblr gifs. I might be wrong, but I think it's the 'artistic' visual of them that appeals.. which immediately vanishes when you get actual porn because generally it's not setup to capture sex in a sexy way. The lighting is often crap, they choose bad angles, and just the particular geometry of the people in particular angles just looks rubbish.

I find this myself as a guy with porn. Even if it's a beautiful woman or something I like, if the lighting is rubbish then I'll immediately discard it.

Those gifs often captured the best moments and were pure art in a way. A 3 second looping greyscale gif showing, very slowly, the penetration of some juicy lips.. is more delightful than 20 minutes of some homunculus hollywood steroid monkey pounding away at some dishrag looking woman.

 

[fairnymph]

Yeah, my girlfriend doesn't like regular porn either. She preferred those Tumblr porn gifs (that have since been banned from Tumblr). I found this out when i first gave her a cathinone-type stimulant. We sniffed the stimulant, I went to the bathroom, and when I came out she was looking at porn gifs on Tumblr, while rubbing one out with a little pink lipstick sized vibrator. I was definitelty surprised. But unlike porn videos, these Tumblr porn gifs had a kind of artistic feel to them, most of them were greyscale (ie, not in color but rather black and white, which gave more of photography vibe). It's funny, I didnt find that particular cathinone to be especially prosexual but I guess she did (she has little experience with drugs).

Unfortunately, her openly looking at those gifs is what gave me the mental green light to later turn on porn videos when we did some long sex filled stimulant binges with some truly pro-sexual cathinones. But in time it became apparent that she clearly wasn't a fan of actual porn videos and it sort of made things awkward later. I guess I thought that if she liked those gifs than she'd like actual porn, but I was wrong.

In anycase, after this recent incident where I accidentally caught her masturbating while watching the tv show Euphoria and reading erotica, I actually bought her two paperback erotica books (with erotica short stories). I did this because she felt embarrassed and perhaps ashamed, so I wanted to reassure her that I didn't see anything wrong with her doing that. So I bought her some books.

The problem is, the erotica books I got her were pretty lame. One was called "Best Women's Erotica" version 3 or 4, the other I forget. I did a fair amount of research and those were the best I could find on Amazon (which allows you to read a sample). I must have read like 15+ samples before choosing the two books. I was going for short stories because most erotic is in novel format, or written as a series, and I had no idea which type she'd read. Plus, personally, short stories are the only type of erotica I'd ever read, but I'm a guy and more straight to the point than many women. Anyway, after getting the books I read through them and they weren't great, one of the books was especially lame. Don't think she's read either. Maybe the novel format would be better, if you have any suggestions.

Oh, BTW, if she likes Euphoria, she might like Outlander. It’s a series on Starz, based on a book series I also enjoyed. Fantastic show.

True Blood (based on the Sookie Stackhouse books) is a pretty titillating show, too.

 

[pharaoh]

I can't choke the chicken to anything other than this thread. Every time I see the title I can feel the ol' turkey neck start pecking at me. It's the only thing that gets my string and nuggets moving.

30/M/Afghanistan

 

[Soso78]

I have a super sensitive cervix & I don’t enjoy having it bumped. Stretching pain from girth is nice, but length banging, NO. Length thus really limits positions because basically everything except missionary (which is my fave anyway as it’s the only way to stimulate my g-spot to orgasm, with my knees up & pelvis tilted, and I need to control the angle). So in most other positions there is always some fear in the back of my mind that my cervix will get banged, which obviously sucks.

The only way to stimulate my a-spot involves cervical pain so I’m not a fan. Plus it’s nothing compared to my g-spot.

What’s the a-spot ffs.

 

[pharaoh]

I thought the a-spot was a dude's prostate. G spot and C spot are easy to find and can be stimulated simultaneously. You can add a bit of ass licking to the action which I do if she's into it but an a-spot? Maybe I missed that one in sex ed.