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The Festivus forum is open! I've been running around finding out who's been naughty and who's been nice. The results are very interesting :)

Be jovial and kind to each other at this time of year.

Love, Santa
 
ahhhhh fuck i love christmas time!!!!!!

and i also enjoy the festivus forum
 
One Thousand Words said:
That is as big a lie as santa being real
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i know busty is but ugly as they come, so qft.

He likes suspenders and umbrellas and it clockworks me out i guess.

But im being rather unfestivus, so shame on me. really i need to pull myself together.

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So whos going to help me defocate the christmas tree?
 
Dear Santa,

Please take God&Love to the north pole and chuck ice balls at him while Rudolph laughs at him.
Then please take him to your toy shop where all your busy elves work, and have them package God&Filth and send him to hell.
Please and thank you!

Love Gr33n3y3z
 
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