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Help! I just got an 1800 dollar stimulus check.

polarthedog said:
Advice should also include ideas on cost efficient drugs to buy, cause lets be real,I’m gonna buy drugs, the question is how’s long will those drugs last.
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For cost efficiency you can’t go past buying blotter acid in bulk. For $ per hour of fucked upness, buying tabs 50 or 100 at a time give you real mileage so long as you space your trips apart and don’t get tolerant. For the change from 50 tabs you could also get quite a lot of ketamine which pairs beautifully with acid and becomes very efficient when used together with it. You need only minimal doses of K on top of LSD to stay completely toasted, depersonalised, and generally dissociatively psychedelic for close to 20 hours. This way $1800 will get you an absolute blast once a week for an entire year.
 
I'd find a darknet market and go to town with those sweet stimulus monitas.
 
Here's a little summary of what I would consider an investment in which you'll have a small party of mixtures proven to get you in a higher state of "wtf wtf why'd I listen to a shadow Person on a forum..... Then when you enter into a semi state of what you think is reality". Now use this time to force liquids or even better Ensure drinks usually given to those who need a plethora of goodies (the healthy kind) when they're older and don't like to eat much or any other reasons such as getting older and not eating anymore due to stimulants. Knock 2 or 3 if you can then as much water as possible before the end of your first hour and warmup session is over.


Now comes the part where you find a way to IV (a drip consisting of a mild combination of about 10Gs of 5MEODM-WEEEEE! With a minute amount of mescaline dose relative to your DMT dosing) the previous cocktail but only use the drip on your right arm because the left will consist of a highly groovy mix of PCP, amphetamine salts, Prozac (fluxotine) and/or lithium but only the lowest dosage typically given to those with bipolar variants etc because that's when the 500mg of generic Viagra purchased face to face with a obvious Mexican man whose a pharmacist, doctor, and has ethics.. oh and don't trust any one at a pharmacy! Safest places are usually in the local bars no tourists go to, because they're secretly fronts for underground licensed pharmacy's. This way you know you're getting the good pharma Viagra with nothing but the main ingredient but ethically cut with a weak opioid such as fentanyl or Carfentanil if you're not a bitch.

This should get you through easily the next 24 hours.

(BONUS LIFE HACK!) While in Mexico don't be afraid to pay some questionable aged women some pesos that you ignorantly believe is worth more than you think, but they're whores so any money is okay. Put that Viagra to use and fuck a donkey in a show without realizing it but don't care either. Now be sure to give it the slip after so it's not something you grow attached to since nothing will stop you from trying to bring Beverly back with you to the USA and it's just not a good idea since the following time spent on this adventure will leave you heartbroken when you've done a ritualistic sacrifice to Rick Sanchez for good blessings and so that you've been blessed with the ability to reach your plugs for the supply of the next 5 to 6 days in a single phone call and only a real 15 minutes before he's there as he claims.




Stay tuned for the next post when I've gotten some researching and demographics results posted to my Harvard School Email that may or may not belong to a "temporarily unconscious professor" that's being asked with a home brew soup of benzos, cat nip, and crack cocaine all in a free base form with tunnel for vapors to gently go down said professors windpipes so that we can burn some time while we meditate for higher BAL rates and then simply ditch him back with his annoying wife and kids so they can overreact some more. The email access was simply phished and the temporary time spent with the owner was for social interaction and to prove I'm not gonna stand for him sending shadow people after hard working American citizens with his fancy degrees and spells they teach them in college. Plus social interaction is always good when it's with someone whose real (preferably alive if you are planning on nicely asking him again to return with you to the back of the adult novelty store to chill again.
 
Well now, these are some interesting responses.
 
I still haven't received my latest check and I have no idea why. It seems an impossible task to contact the IRS. I'm about to lose it honestly. The online status tool says I should've received mine back at the end of March...
 
mal3volent said:
I still haven't received my latest check and I have no idea why. It seems an impossible task to contact the IRS. I'm about to lose it honestly. The online status tool says I should've received mine back at the end of March...
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Oh no, really?? That sucks. My ex wife sniped the entire second payment when I was in rehab 7 months ago. Pissed me off so bad.
 
deficiT said:
Oh no, really?? That sucks. My ex wife sniped the entire second payment when I was in rehab 7 months ago. Pissed me off so bad.
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yeah I don't get it. I've tried everything. I call the number and I hold for like ten minutes then I get disconnected. Every time.
 
1800 bucks of stimulus? Damn... Awesome! I will not give you advice how to spend/invest it, because i suck at things like that. Follow your gut feeling and read carefully what the more financially oriented members are replying to you.

Why don't we get them here? This is supposed to be a socialist welfare state for fuck's sake! :D

But... if 1800 euros suddenly appear to my bank account from the government, MAXIMUM 2 weeks and i am dead. But before that, i would conquer the fucking universe single-handed!
 
Damn...I got over $11,000 in stimulus money between my wife and kids and we didn’t do anything special, not even drugs
 
I hope I get one soon! I really want to try DOC. Do you guys think 9mg will be overkill to dose?
 
bluelight must have relaxed its 'harm reduction only' rules, this would not have flied 5 years ago.

but if you must know, my stimulus money has gone to coins. Thanks, tax payers.
 
Pickledlemons said:
bluelight must have relaxed its 'harm reduction only' rules, this would not have flied 5 years ago.
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The way it works is people can post dangerously lunatic ideas, and the weight of the sensible responses from the community is meant to highlight the lunacy and guide the reader towards a more sensible path. There’s no rule book on what’s harm and what’s not. It’s an ever evolving discourse.
 
I got a spare 1k euros the other day, my friend was all telling me about ADA (now he's smart, I trust his opinion.) So instead of just going by that, I started researching, As I'm already invested in Monero (XMR) for its uses in protecting privacy/the black market. Anyways, I did my research, I got some ADA (Cardano) because it looks like a solid project, they're developing and completing smart contracts soon, I can stake my funds in my wallet. So much more (if you're interested you can always Google.) But yeah it solves many of the issues in ETH and was also made by the co-founder. It also seems to have each bit of it academically reviewed unlike most cryptocurrency.

I see another shitcoin or some coin being raved about on YouTube for no reason no one's ever heard of. So be careful of these and pump and dump schemes like DOGE.

One of the largest crypto investors (they hold the most BTC, out of anyone.) Gray-scale just made ADA their biggest holding.

So yeah, I'm bullish on ADA right now and still hodling Monero. Best of all, if you decide you actually want to be a bit silly in the future when you've made some money, just convert it into Monero and get some high quality substances!

Substances won't disappear, so chill out and flip your $ I say!
 
jhjhsdi said:
In UK its called JSA aka jobseekers allowance 😂 😂
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Is that really a thing ?
In my country if u got no money its either rob, assault be a drug mule or suck dick otherwise u fking die and nobody gives a shit.
Ahhhh , the wonders of living in the third world. Haha
 
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