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Have you ever tried to suck yourself off?

I'm not flexible enough, but I had a friend who did this. He took up yoga practice I think mainly to attain the needed flexibility.
 
When I was down under 150lbs, I could do it. Cramping and having a hard time breathing kinda fucked up autofellatio for me. btw that link left some shitty page on my pc that didnt want to go away. he can only get the head in anyway lol. you dont have to be long to do it, tho it helps a bit.
 
When I was 18 until about 25 I could get half of my cock in my mouth. I did it mostly after drinking and had no girlfriend around. The first time I realized that I could do it was when I was sitting in a friends Porsche that I borrowed, I took my cock out and was jacking off when I noticed the way the seat was positioned that I could bend over and get it in my mouth, that was a very sexy dirty feeling to feel my smooth cock head with my tongue. I sucked it for about 3 minutes before I shot my load. After that I mostly just layed on my back with my legs up over my head and sucked it that way. I have probably done it a hundred times and once did it for a girlfriend to see. I still put my legs over my head and jack off sometimes but just cum on my face and in my mouth, can't suck it though, sometimes shoot my load into a shot glass and drink it five minutes later.
 
Every single guy has tried, or thought about trying, as a teenager. Okay, maybe not asexual folk, or other 1%'ers... But 99% yes.

Most of those 13 year old virgins fail, go back to porn, and 3 years later after getting a girl to do it for them think "that totally wouldve been worth breaking my back for. Could've done without the teeth though"
 
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