Me and the wife feel that whatever integrity Valentines day may once have possessed has been violated by rampant commercialism and has been reduced to little more than financial and emotional blackmail - so we never bother with cards or presents. However, it did seem like a good excuse to buy some drugs and get nasty, so needless to say, last weekend was spent 3'd up (and still going).
In order to show my undying love for her in a non commercial (and inexpensive) way, I promised to give her freshly depilated minge a munching she'd never forget. It seems I fulfilled my promise, because after she'd performed a convincing impression of an epileptic at a Hawkwind gig and the final twitching and spasms had ceased, she actually thanked me
But instead of reciprocating like I expected, the bitch just got back on the foil!
So I had a wank.
Yeh, Valentines weekend was pretty good thanks