getting drug tested and need some help.

[cannabiskid]

Dear cannabis community,
I recently got busted for sneaking out and smoking and all that, so my parents decided to start drug testing me at the lab every two weeks. I have been an occasional smoker for about one and a half years, and i don't intend to stop, so a first I was like fuck. I got an idea just not sure if it'll work or not. Im 14, 5ft 6in, and 113lbs, so a pretty skinny guy(not as much fat for THC to bond to. So I figured after each test I could smoke a j or two, and by the time my next test rolls around. Let me know if this is a good plan, and if not, give me tips on easy detoxes etc.
all input is appreciated
peace%)

 

[Bearlove]

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[PotatoMan]

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