Get your scientifically determined porn name here!

[Infinite Jest]

Grant Steele

wtf? duck_racer got Brick and I got Grant?

My BL name gets me Wes Daniels. Ooooooh. Hardcore.

 

[Prince_Albert]

Brett Burns

hm..

 

[RadioCobain420]

Lexus Summers...that sucks! I'd much rather be Muffy Diver

 

[PattyOC14me]

Nikki Jiggles LMFAO!!!
Sounds like a nasty perverted clown

I like the one my man made up..Patty Cakes.8)

 

[uumpaloompa]

Salvadore Vincent
Sounds like some sleezy latin porn star with a thick yellow gold chained necklace!

 

[InsideOut26]

Summer Carrera they turned me into a luscious latina

 

[Dan1584(2)]

Jake Longfella

lol....

 

[syntech]

Rhonda Swallows.

silly

 

[maniia]

mine is April Love
my boyfriends is Rod Rhodes
lol!!

 

[Juna]

Honey Love eh not bad i guess

 

[PREMIUMUNLEADED]

Devon Hunter here, I kinda like thou I think of this guy I went to school with by that 1st name but... I knew some girls w/ it to so.. its OK

 

[desensitized]

devon blue...sounds like fabric softener to me.
my full name was candy knockers. CANDY KNOCKERS.

 

[DJayIndigo]

Daisy Moist... can't argue with that, hehe

 

[Mean Girl]

Taylor Wild

(doesn't sound very porn to me...needs to be more like Hooty McBoob, or Chesty la Rue and Busty St Claire)

 

[beatseeker]

I'm Heaven Lipps.....
describes me perfectly

 

[haku]

candy canyon
or
bambi breeze

lol

 

[DarthMom]

Angel Curves. Perfect for me, angel was already my nick

 

[ShaDDoW]

Make way, Max Woods cumming through.

 

[RustyBickie]

Blake Jammer
Sounds more like a day time soap name

 

[FeZ]

KC Stallion

haha wtf since when was KC a name??