firevixen7
Greenlighter
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I read on google some good ones on here so I signed up just to make a topic. Does anyone have any funny sex stories? I have a few but will share if someone else does. ?
That wasn't funny, that was just sad....
I don't have any 'funny' stories, just stories that are kinda embarassing or lame
One was when I was living with my boyfriends family and his mother (then separated) found a used condom in the garbage, that was... awkward, for all involved (she was initially told we were just friends, true at the time it was said, but come on shed had to have been naive to think nothing else could happen between her son and his otherwise homeless female friend sharing the bunk bed).
The other even lamer one was when I was in bed with a guy and got a text from my dad, whom I hate, and i jokingly wrote a reply saying something like "leave me alone i'm busy with a naked guy in my bed", no it didn't get accidently sent, I immediately deleted it. Told you it was lame...
I just know this is one of those posts i will later regret tomorrow when i'm not high.
All of you have a sex story. But i am saying unfortunately that i have no sex experience even in kiss.8)
All of you have a sex story. But i am saying unfortunately that i have no sex experience even in kiss.8)
When I was 16, I took my x girlfriend at the time who happened to be from Poland to this spot to fuck in my truck. It was on top of a dirt hill in a developing part of town that you wouldn't expect ANYONE to be roaming around. It was early afternoon (2pm/14:00) and I was railing her in the back of my extended cab. I made her yell at me in Polish because well, why not? So as this is going on (I had super dark tint, but my windows were cracked a little for air), she was screaming how do you like it in Polish, and all of a sudden I hear knocking on the window saying "get the hell out of here you perverts before I call the cops! Now!" as her German Shepard is barking like it is going to attack us. We were both only 16 and scared shitless so I jump up butt as naked in a panic, start my truck, and almost drive off the hill naked with her in my back seat busting up laughing with her legs still up. Good times. I miss being a dumb ass kid.