Funniest paranoid situations
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John Candy
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On an aside note, can people stop spelling "some" as "sum"? It looks fucking ridiculous, childish and the epitome of laziness when the rest of the post is spelt correctly.
fucking greenlighters...bah.
fucking greenlighters...bah.
ABRAKADABRA
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Wobbled said:
i have a couple stories
first time i had avil (30 of them) i hallucinated a guy in my lounge room and thought he did a stabbing motion, i thouht he was going to kill me so i asked him if he wanted a lift home cause i just wanted him to get out my house, an he pointed at the front door so i went and asked my flatmate if he wants to come for a drive to take the guy home, he got all pissed off cause he was tryin to sleep an he said theres no one here.
( i told my whole avil story in the Avils/travelcalms thread)
a mate from the net that i hadnt met irl yet came over and we had a few buckets, he said to my flatmate that he had seen people break there legs when skateboarding and that he hopes it happens to my flatmate an i started freaking out and didnt know if he was serious, i went to my room and sat on my bed and watched tv, too scared to lie down because i thought he would pull out a knife and stab me in the back and sitting up i would have a better response time. i dont think id get stoned with him again if i ever seen him again.
couple nights ago me and my mate had a yellow maple and a green mitsu, we got home from clubbin about 7am and started to try an sleep, i had a few cones while my mate had nothing. he closed his eyes for 2 seconds and started saying random things like "theres too many chickens in there already" and then i said "what?" and he woke up and was like "huh? what?", and i told him what i thought he said and he remembered his dream he had iwithin those 5 seconds, everytime he closed his eyes he had a full on dream and said something random and woke up and told me everything that happened in the dream, it lasted about an hour and i thouht he was going psycho or something and was getting scared.
first time i had avil (30 of them) i hallucinated a guy in my lounge room and thought he did a stabbing motion, i thouht he was going to kill me so i asked him if he wanted a lift home cause i just wanted him to get out my house, an he pointed at the front door so i went and asked my flatmate if he wants to come for a drive to take the guy home, he got all pissed off cause he was tryin to sleep an he said theres no one here.
( i told my whole avil story in the Avils/travelcalms thread)
a mate from the net that i hadnt met irl yet came over and we had a few buckets, he said to my flatmate that he had seen people break there legs when skateboarding and that he hopes it happens to my flatmate an i started freaking out and didnt know if he was serious, i went to my room and sat on my bed and watched tv, too scared to lie down because i thought he would pull out a knife and stab me in the back and sitting up i would have a better response time. i dont think id get stoned with him again if i ever seen him again.
couple nights ago me and my mate had a yellow maple and a green mitsu, we got home from clubbin about 7am and started to try an sleep, i had a few cones while my mate had nothing. he closed his eyes for 2 seconds and started saying random things like "theres too many chickens in there already" and then i said "what?" and he woke up and was like "huh? what?", and i told him what i thought he said and he remembered his dream he had iwithin those 5 seconds, everytime he closed his eyes he had a full on dream and said something random and woke up and told me everything that happened in the dream, it lasted about an hour and i thouht he was going psycho or something and was getting scared.
twippa said:
funny how most people blame paranoia on the pills, but after 7 years of taking pills, I think it is the combination of MDMA plus THC that causes paranoia in quite a few people. I have personally never seen paranoia in a normal (non mentally ill) person taking only MDMA and nothing else. I have seen paranoia in pot smokers many many times.
Just my opinion and experience.
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This guy named P, I think someone dropped a piece of paper on the ground and I picked it up and it said he used to deal methamphetamine base - base/pure/gas - whatever the fuck you want to call it. P also claims to be able to synthesise it.
Well SWIM knows his basic chem and the rules of the street, having lived on them for a period of time. And P checks out, and SWIM has known him for some years. Not friends, just associates.
P appears perfectly normal in appearance and composure - the only time you would see it lapse is when P is scattered from meth/mdma binges or whatnot or when he has what I guess is a 'paranoid' episode.
Generally, P is always happy and polite; and talkative ( too much at times ). He's a normal, intelligent and open minded guy.. well aware of the bigger picture.
But if you mention anything spiritual or relating to it (paranormal) it's like it triggers something. P would look you straight in the eyes and rant on, contradicting himself at times.. his mood was not angry but serious - for maybe 30 minutes at a time; rarely allowing for you to say anything back.
He'd talk about things that could be possible; although you'd be either really unlucky - or possibly trusted the wrong people.. or maybe you are just a fuckwit. Somehow they are all interconnected.
Then he will go on about how he (P) is God, SWIM is God. everyone is God. A part of Gods mind. It gets really tiredsome. So much in fact it's making SWIM feel tiredsome right now. Then he will start righting things on paper like a Ouji board, strange things.. and swear on his life that if u let and object dwindle around in your fingers ( like a pendelum ) then it can predict the right one.
It goes much deeper then this, more then SWIM can be bothered to type. It's crazy
The look in P's eyes tells SWIM that P isn't lying, P believes what he's saying. I know I have a good enough sense of character, and understanding of others.. dont usually have a problem detecting that people are lying to me.- and my suspicions are rarely wrong or go unanswered.
to me he seems truly deluded.
Remember this shit happens regardless of the fact if he is on drugs.
And I could tell he wasn't lying
I feel that whatever the possibility of the (1) one of the following events actually occuring to a person, plausible.
But the possibility of them all happening at once and working in such synchronisation and usually revolving around his current residence - spins me out.
Like how next door to him are Asians working for some global asian crime syndicate, although swim said he's sure Tri Minh Tran's '5T' gang no longer existed at the time P gives ;] (mid-2004 - long gone mate du ma) - in Sydney anyway ( oh yea and you never knew they were global.. unless you're counting heroin smuggling? )
Anyway according to P, what the asians are after - are guns. That's part of the reason why they're plotting to rob him. To get his guns and find out how to extract psuedoephedrine from OTC med's. Because they didn't know how.
Quote: " The asian groups don't know that all you need to do, to get guns into this country, you can just get everything mail order - they just pretend they're AirSoft rifles or similiar.
At the same time, same location.. 2 doors up are bikies, who like to play mind games with him by riding past his house on motorcycles doing wheelies ( ?? ). At the same time, a few blocks away lives some 'head chief of police' or similiar title ( SWIM said his memory fails right now ) who is working in conjunction with the bikies in order to take his market share.
It all links back to him somehow.
But that's not it. All people from a suburb which is about 15 minutes drive from there.
Man I havent slept for 4 nights I can't see straight good night I will update later.... Gone...
Well SWIM knows his basic chem and the rules of the street, having lived on them for a period of time. And P checks out, and SWIM has known him for some years. Not friends, just associates.
P appears perfectly normal in appearance and composure - the only time you would see it lapse is when P is scattered from meth/mdma binges or whatnot or when he has what I guess is a 'paranoid' episode.
Generally, P is always happy and polite; and talkative ( too much at times ). He's a normal, intelligent and open minded guy.. well aware of the bigger picture.
But if you mention anything spiritual or relating to it (paranormal) it's like it triggers something. P would look you straight in the eyes and rant on, contradicting himself at times.. his mood was not angry but serious - for maybe 30 minutes at a time; rarely allowing for you to say anything back.
He'd talk about things that could be possible; although you'd be either really unlucky - or possibly trusted the wrong people.. or maybe you are just a fuckwit. Somehow they are all interconnected.
Then he will go on about how he (P) is God, SWIM is God. everyone is God. A part of Gods mind. It gets really tiredsome. So much in fact it's making SWIM feel tiredsome right now. Then he will start righting things on paper like a Ouji board, strange things.. and swear on his life that if u let and object dwindle around in your fingers ( like a pendelum ) then it can predict the right one.
It goes much deeper then this, more then SWIM can be bothered to type. It's crazy
The look in P's eyes tells SWIM that P isn't lying, P believes what he's saying. I know I have a good enough sense of character, and understanding of others.. dont usually have a problem detecting that people are lying to me.- and my suspicions are rarely wrong or go unanswered.
to me he seems truly deluded.
Remember this shit happens regardless of the fact if he is on drugs.
And I could tell he wasn't lying
I feel that whatever the possibility of the (1) one of the following events actually occuring to a person, plausible.
But the possibility of them all happening at once and working in such synchronisation and usually revolving around his current residence - spins me out.
Like how next door to him are Asians working for some global asian crime syndicate, although swim said he's sure Tri Minh Tran's '5T' gang no longer existed at the time P gives ;] (mid-2004 - long gone mate du ma) - in Sydney anyway ( oh yea and you never knew they were global.. unless you're counting heroin smuggling? )
Anyway according to P, what the asians are after - are guns. That's part of the reason why they're plotting to rob him. To get his guns and find out how to extract psuedoephedrine from OTC med's. Because they didn't know how.
Quote: " The asian groups don't know that all you need to do, to get guns into this country, you can just get everything mail order - they just pretend they're AirSoft rifles or similiar.
At the same time, same location.. 2 doors up are bikies, who like to play mind games with him by riding past his house on motorcycles doing wheelies ( ?? ). At the same time, a few blocks away lives some 'head chief of police' or similiar title ( SWIM said his memory fails right now ) who is working in conjunction with the bikies in order to take his market share.
It all links back to him somehow.
But that's not it. All people from a suburb which is about 15 minutes drive from there.
Man I havent slept for 4 nights I can't see straight good night I will update later.... Gone...
pill_jockey
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Pill Jockey thinks SWIM and P both need some sleep and a long break off the Meth.
katmeow
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After being awake for 2 days on multiple substances (hurrah bluelight parties), I thought my boyfriend of the time was gay and wanted to hook up with another boy at this party we were at. I also had nangs and thought I had found the key to so many people following hitler.
Don't smoke meth kids.
Don't smoke meth kids.
This all happened at a big outdoor rave.
On the comedown of my first experience with pills i smoked a fat one and had a couple of cones, this sent me into a really paranoid state.
After smoking I thought that i wasn't wearing any pants and that even though I could see that I was infact wearing pants, I believed that this was really an illusion of the mind.
I returned to our camping spot thinking that unless I got into the tent my indecent exposure was going to cause me to be arrested. My friends weren't at the camping spot at the time so I got in the tent and jumped into my sleeping bag.
During the next hour I was paranoid about:
Thinking that a mosquito had flown into my brain and was controlling my thoughts.
That I had caught manniga cocal (sp?) from some hippies that I'd shared a joint with earlier in the day. I believed this becasue there was a weird rash on my skin which was in reality only sunburn.
I thought I was going to die due to a tree falling on the tent or someone backing the car over the tent.
Also I believed I had shit my pants and that the whole rave could smell it.
Some of these things are pretty embarassing and were a crappy end to a great 3 days. I reckon that although pot is great for a comedown when used in moderate to small amounts, large amounts can lead to a very trippy and paranoid time
On the comedown of my first experience with pills i smoked a fat one and had a couple of cones, this sent me into a really paranoid state.
After smoking I thought that i wasn't wearing any pants and that even though I could see that I was infact wearing pants, I believed that this was really an illusion of the mind.
I returned to our camping spot thinking that unless I got into the tent my indecent exposure was going to cause me to be arrested. My friends weren't at the camping spot at the time so I got in the tent and jumped into my sleeping bag.
During the next hour I was paranoid about:
Thinking that a mosquito had flown into my brain and was controlling my thoughts.
That I had caught manniga cocal (sp?) from some hippies that I'd shared a joint with earlier in the day. I believed this becasue there was a weird rash on my skin which was in reality only sunburn.
I thought I was going to die due to a tree falling on the tent or someone backing the car over the tent.
Also I believed I had shit my pants and that the whole rave could smell it.
Some of these things are pretty embarassing and were a crappy end to a great 3 days. I reckon that although pot is great for a comedown when used in moderate to small amounts, large amounts can lead to a very trippy and paranoid time