I fucking hated this film. Probably my least favorite Burton film and I hate quite a lot of his films with a passion. An absolute massacre of a classic story. A misguided, egotistical train-wreck of a film. Burton is one of the most arrogant people working in the industry. I'm sure he thinks all of his re-makes are genius, that simply by applying his repetitive, one-dimensional style-stamp to everything that it instantly becomes a masterpeice.
The stupid thing is Burton is actually a great storyteller. If he just bothered to write a fucking screenplay that wasn't just another fucking over the top rehash of a classic film, then maybe I'd watch another one of his films. Another fucking Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands, not Tim Burton's Pinnochio or whatever bullshit he has planned next.
The red queen's head was fucking stupid. It looked fake. It wasn't funny.
I want to re-animate Lewis Carroll so he can kill Tim Burton.
Zero stars.