No thanks. Pricey tickets for a start. Cab, trains, bus shuttle to the middle of nowhere with all your camping equipment, food and sundries for three days on your shoulders. Endless queues under the rain or the scorching sun, security searches, then mud or dust for days. Difficult access to basic sanitary facilities, everyone is out there to steal from you, to rip you off and everything is expensive. People, people everywhere, large unruly crowds, impossible to see anything of any worth because of the 1,000,000 who were already there five hours earlier than you. If the weather is bad no place to sit or lay down and properly relax. And that's just the daytime. Then sleepless nights in a damp or wet tent, counting the minutes to the sunrise and to restart the self-inflicted torture all over again. Repeat at least twice. Finally dismantle that pile of mud and manure that your tent and your belongings have become and drag it back home, hundreds of miles away. I feel sick just writing this.... I wouldn't go if they paid me, let alone paying to go. Ugh
