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Favourite Things To Do When Stoned?

We don't need a crier, we've got smart phones and the internet!


just send a quick SMS to the village groupchat.
 
I mean... it can be?

It's our story, we can make it happen.

but no, i think it's something multimedia something. like... text messages and stuff.
 
Surf YouTube in bed. Stuff face with munchies. Forget all worries and chillax.

I burn out too quick though honestly can't say much else frizzle fried here but I need to let loose with the rest of this reefer like a piece of bacon curling up over a flame nice and toasty heal this exploited and damaged system get lost in a haze try to watch a movie maybe cannot focus on a book high

So I am not the stoner you wanna befriend basically I am the example of cannabis use disorder I can't do much high drug damaged type of guy but don't cry just try to fly now I gotta say bye
 
Take a walk with my dog.
Throw tennis balls for my dog to chase.
Discuss philosophy with my dog.
Make cookies.
Eat cookies.
Draw, paint, sculpt, or make tie-dyed Tshirts.
Watch stand-up comedy.
Do stand-up comedy for my dog.
 
I generally do 3 things when I'm super stoned:
1. Make and eat tacos (if I'm stoned enough I will devolve into chugging hot sauce...)
2. Put on a movie which I won't remember or pay attention to
3. Put catnip in my pants and snuggle with my cat. He loves it almost as much as I do!
 
Negentropic said:
(if I'm stoned enough I will devolve into chugging hot sauce...)
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Stoned enough? Devolve?
Is chugging hot sauce considered to be unusual behavior? News to me.
I mean, if it's really good hot sauce....of course I'll be gulping down that gloriously fiery nectar of the chili pepper!
🌶 🌶 🌶 🌶 🌶 🌶 🌶 🌶 🌶 🌶 ☺ YUM!
 
Bigfeely123 said:
lol... "get my dick out & masturbating to porn." Sound like something you'd do on adderall & not weed. But to each his own I guess.

ALWAYS, I will listen to music while in the process of getting stoned. I smoke everyday, I have been for the past 5 or 6 years & listening to music while toking up has never gotten old. I think you really have to enjoy music in general though to not get tired of doing that every time. There is just something about music & smoking that is wonderful... It is like a ritual for me. AFTERWARDS, while I am stoned, I'll usually play video games, browse the web/youtube, eat food, or just do my normal everyday activities.

I really miss the days though when weed was so new to me. It was really mysterious. A friend & I would actually plan out where we were going to smoke (mostly outdoors.), when we were going to smoke, what we were going to do after we smoked. Which would usually consist of walking around town & just feeling like a young kid excited to be doing absolutely nothing but walking around & looking at stuff. I'm not sure if these are the correct words but it felt so innocent & so playful.

Some things you could do instead of beating your meat: 8)

-go to a favorite restaraunt of yours, try walking there if it is closeby, (driving while high is NEVER a good idea, IDC how good of a "stoned driver" people claim to be.)
-go to the park
-go on a walk around your neighborhood (or if you have an "in town" area where you live go there with a few bucks in your pocket incase you get hungry or thirst.)
-go fishing
-have a barbecue (by yourself or with friends & family.)
-go skateboarding
-paint or draw some pictures if you're into artsy type stuff
-go to the beach
-watch your favorite movie
-go see a local band

Hope you find other things to do instead of choking the chicken everytime you get stoned. ;) Take care!
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I have to say I like jerkin the gherkin when I am high, usually though it is late at night and I am alone.
 
They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table
They'll stone ya when you are young and able
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck

They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "Good luck"

Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
 
1. eat food, a lot and different kinds. Can’t do that as much as I’d like now b/c dialysis.
2. Listen to music on headphones; either Pink Floyd or Baroque music
3. Play video games.
4. Go online and buy something

That’s at the moment.

Tom
 
Negentropic said:
3. Put catnip in my pants and snuggle with my cat. He loves it almost as much as I do!
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jesus christ, no! No!

my cat turns into a maniac when she's been catnipped. She'll get sedated and really cuddly for about 11min, and then it's three days of screaming for food and scratching the shit out of anybody who surprises her.

Fun fact: Kitty gets surprised by waking up next to you after a catnip sesh. It's like she forgot she had a cuddlebuddy and wakes up thinking she must murder the intruder.

She's the best, though. 13yo, 10 and a half pounds and my three ~80lb dogs treat her like she's the Queen and they must pay their respects. Little thing earned that rep, though, there've been times I had to physically remove her paw from one of the dogs' snouts because the claws got stuck in the skin. She's the physical embodiment of the whole "Fuck around and find out" mentality.
 
Jibult said:
jesus christ, no! No!

my cat turns into a maniac when she's been catnipped. She'll get sedated and really cuddly for about 11min, and then it's three days of screaming for food and scratching the shit out of anybody who surprises her.

Fun fact: Kitty gets surprised by waking up next to you after a catnip sesh. It's like she forgot she had a cuddlebuddy and wakes up thinking she must murder the intruder.
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lol yeah

I used to get that extra potent 'nip, my cats would start drooling profusely and stare at the wall for a few minutes then absolutely freak out and have a stim psychosis and jump into walls chasing hallucinated mice lol
 
Learning new things is the best on weed. I love to get real cozy and read about a pretty random subject for hours and hours on end. Usually physics or medicine related, and sometimes whacky nonsensical stuff nobody but me could possibly care about :ROFLMAO:

Making music is amazing too, because I resonate so much with the music while high, but my muscle-memory is a little bit diminished if I think too much(which i often do on weed), so not before gigs or at work.
 
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