Regarding the title of this thread, definitely PCP (no joke).
Why would it be a joke? I've never done actual phencyclidine/PCP, but I've done quite a lot of analogues thereof, such as 3-HO-PCP (so far my favorite), 3MeOPCP and various PCE analogues. And what I've found is that hiking or riding a bicycle
1 is one of the most fun
active things to do on those drugs. Perhaps PCP and family don't mess with motor control as much as, say, ketamine or DXM do; indeed, in low doses PCP/PCE compounds actually enhance bodily control. Combined with significant time dilation and increased visual acuity, it makes for remarkably beautiful rides. I've gone on many bike-hikes on 3-MeO-PCE (it was what I had at the moment, had I had 3-X-PCP, I'd definitely have gone with that instead) and they all were amazing.
1Riding anything or operating any sort of machinery while intoxicated is a definite no-no. Even someone on a typical bicycle can cause injury to pedestrians if they cause an accident. Sadly, I very often cycle while high or intoxicated, mostly on codeine, or alcohol, or dissociatives, or hypnotics a la benzos and zopiclone. But I'm a very experienced cyclist, and I try to be cautious if I feel unsure of my capabilities at that point in time.
All in all I think for me dissociatives of the PCP class are my favorite because they're quite energetic, but also add a hint of mystery and wonder to the whole thing. PCP FTW!
E: sorry for highjacking your thread and straying away from the topic, but I have a question to everybody. Has anyone noticed that stimulating dissociatives (like 3-MeO-PCP) make many physical activities, such as cycling, feel effortless. I'm more of a sprinter, so long (>10 min) exercises feel awful most of the time, but the times I tried doing the same exercises while on PCP/PCE, it felt so effortless that it even started becoming enjoyable.