Ok this all happened during one night. My friend decided to throw a party one night. So i get over to his place and soon afterwards the drinking starts. After a few hours of sitting in the garage smoking bowls and drinking southern comfort i decided to see what was going on inside. I walked in and another friend of mine comes up to me and tells me to go through this door. I go open the door and there is one guy screwin this girl and another guy at the other end getting a blowjob. As soon as the door opened they both turned and started screaming at me to get out. So i turned around and walked right out. I went into the kitchen where i was taking shots and proceeded to watch my friend send person after person into the room. Finally one guy held the door shut.
It eventually got to be almost midnight and my friend (billy) informed us that his dad would be getting home soon and we would have to either move the party or all go home. So of course we decide to move the party. The only place is 20 miles away in another town. So we all pile into cars and vans and trucks and head off. I'm in a van with 8 people. One is passed out and the rest are drunk off thier ass. Before we even got out of town the girl in the seat behind me, who i'll call katie, and i were making out. a little bit later her friend, iris, and my friend, alex are making out. We made out all the way to the the other party. We finally got to this other party and katie and i head for the bedroom. Before anything happens though iris is in the doorway telling her she shouldn't because she was about to hook up with some other guy. She finally convinces her away from me by getting her to make out with her in the living room. So i go out into the living room where i watch these two girls make out for who knows how long. After a while the owner of the house walks in and he is on the phone. He calls to katie to come into the other room like there is someone on the phone for her.
While she was away iris starts talking about how she has to drive home and she needs some coffee to wake up. A kid that was there tells her that if she gives him head he will take her to get some coffee. So she gives him a few bucks for coffee, and they go out to her car. ten minutes later she comes back in and sits down. We asked where her coffee was and she said he went to get it. Then katie walks back out and iris and katie start making out again. After a while my friend alex notices something on katies sweater. He stops them from making out and takes a closer look. Her face and sweater are all wet and crap. So alex says well... its not snot, cuz snot is green... IS THAT JIZZ?!?!?!?! omg i died right there. i knew it was. She kept saying no its just slobber from me making out. Then finally she just said well i dunno. So iris told her she was done making out cuz she didn't want jizz all over her face. Katie looked all dissappointed and left the room to who knows where. I'm assuming to find more guys.. or girls to make out with.
By now its been almost half an hour since iris came back inside. We all realise that she probably isn't going to get any coffee tonight.
So then later that night alex and i are sitting in the living room still and about four or five guys walk thorugh and are putting their shoes on before they leave. Suddenly we hear someone yelling to them not to leave and in bursts Katie. She demands a hug and kiss from them all before they leave. Not knowing what alex and iris and i knew they all gave her a big hug and kiss. EWWWWWWWW Alex and i were laughing so hard we couldn't tell them not to. She got through them all before we could talk again and we decided to just not say anything.
After that the night was pretty much over however.
Another night at that same house was quite interesting. There was a small little party over there. At about eleven a guy and a girl came over. They were on x and wanted to get it on so they decided to come over and use this guys bedroom... So me and my friend kevin, being the crazy dumb assholes that we are decide to stip down naked and rush in the room and make some sorta ruckus to stop them from having sex. So we strip down to our boxers in the basement with everyone else that is there and we all head upstairs with kevin and i leading the way. We get to the bedroom door. Kevin and i look at each other and then grab our boxers, throw them off and rush in the room screaming like fools and rip the blankets off. Everybody rushes in behind us. Kevin and i rush back out to grab our boxers clothes but find that the asshole whose bedroom they were using threw our stuff in the shower and turned it on. So i found a towel in the bathroom and threw it on while kevin ran around the house naked looking for something to wear. He finally found an apron in the kitchen that covered him in front but left his bare ass hanging out all night.
It eventually got to be almost midnight and my friend (billy) informed us that his dad would be getting home soon and we would have to either move the party or all go home. So of course we decide to move the party. The only place is 20 miles away in another town. So we all pile into cars and vans and trucks and head off. I'm in a van with 8 people. One is passed out and the rest are drunk off thier ass. Before we even got out of town the girl in the seat behind me, who i'll call katie, and i were making out. a little bit later her friend, iris, and my friend, alex are making out. We made out all the way to the the other party. We finally got to this other party and katie and i head for the bedroom. Before anything happens though iris is in the doorway telling her she shouldn't because she was about to hook up with some other guy. She finally convinces her away from me by getting her to make out with her in the living room. So i go out into the living room where i watch these two girls make out for who knows how long. After a while the owner of the house walks in and he is on the phone. He calls to katie to come into the other room like there is someone on the phone for her.
While she was away iris starts talking about how she has to drive home and she needs some coffee to wake up. A kid that was there tells her that if she gives him head he will take her to get some coffee. So she gives him a few bucks for coffee, and they go out to her car. ten minutes later she comes back in and sits down. We asked where her coffee was and she said he went to get it. Then katie walks back out and iris and katie start making out again. After a while my friend alex notices something on katies sweater. He stops them from making out and takes a closer look. Her face and sweater are all wet and crap. So alex says well... its not snot, cuz snot is green... IS THAT JIZZ?!?!?!?! omg i died right there. i knew it was. She kept saying no its just slobber from me making out. Then finally she just said well i dunno. So iris told her she was done making out cuz she didn't want jizz all over her face. Katie looked all dissappointed and left the room to who knows where. I'm assuming to find more guys.. or girls to make out with.
By now its been almost half an hour since iris came back inside. We all realise that she probably isn't going to get any coffee tonight.
So then later that night alex and i are sitting in the living room still and about four or five guys walk thorugh and are putting their shoes on before they leave. Suddenly we hear someone yelling to them not to leave and in bursts Katie. She demands a hug and kiss from them all before they leave. Not knowing what alex and iris and i knew they all gave her a big hug and kiss. EWWWWWWWW Alex and i were laughing so hard we couldn't tell them not to. She got through them all before we could talk again and we decided to just not say anything.
After that the night was pretty much over however.
Another night at that same house was quite interesting. There was a small little party over there. At about eleven a guy and a girl came over. They were on x and wanted to get it on so they decided to come over and use this guys bedroom... So me and my friend kevin, being the crazy dumb assholes that we are decide to stip down naked and rush in the room and make some sorta ruckus to stop them from having sex. So we strip down to our boxers in the basement with everyone else that is there and we all head upstairs with kevin and i leading the way. We get to the bedroom door. Kevin and i look at each other and then grab our boxers, throw them off and rush in the room screaming like fools and rip the blankets off. Everybody rushes in behind us. Kevin and i rush back out to grab our boxers clothes but find that the asshole whose bedroom they were using threw our stuff in the shower and turned it on. So i found a towel in the bathroom and threw it on while kevin ran around the house naked looking for something to wear. He finally found an apron in the kitchen that covered him in front but left his bare ass hanging out all night.
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