Would it be considered unbefitting of one in the position of great responsibility that comes with great power, to raise an eyebrow in affectation of surprise that Doxy did not just claim responsibility for hacking the Dutch drugs forum server from the prison cell where he ended up after, presumably, things went very wrong with his betrothèd using his mobile phone, while waiting for his new girlfriend whom he met while in Solitary Confinement to come and bail him out?