Heh. I've been dying to talk about this with someone. I was for example listening to a fair amount of Guns and Roses my last week in South Carolina, which was the last time that I could really listen to music given that I now live in a cheap hotel.
No, I don't like metal.
Heavy metal was the first music that I listened to as a kid that wasn't something that my parents got me into. Well, unless you count Vanilla Ice!
Who, I will note, did turn metal.
Like the rest of the sheep I switched to grunge the very first time that I heard
Nevermind. I regret that. I embraced new metal when it came out as a delightful replacement for grunge. I am surprised at how many aging hipsters pretend like they never liked new metal. I consider
Break Stuff to be a good song with neither irony nor apology.
Also, heavy metal was the last genre of music made by musicians who could actually play their instrument. It might therefore qualify as the last popular music. People still make pop, but it could be argued that the styles that supplanted metal are not actual music.
I played drums in a metal-style garage band in high school. My band mates were some of the better friends that I've ever had.
Saw
Metallica play. Saw Tommy Lee. Saw Electric Six play on a boat, no less. Best heavy metal band that I ever saw was actually the
Toadies. Not kidding. And I saw a few dozen decent garage bands play.
I reconnected with metal again after I got bored of emo. Hung out in Freenode's heavy metal chat room basically until there stopped being a Freenode. Was really happy with Metalgate. Promoted a doom metal band in NYC for a bit.
9/10, would repeat. If my next girl ends up being interested in music, I'll probably try to talk her into promoting bands with me. Music promotion is about the funnest thing that most people can simply walk into.
But remember, one still cannot simply walk into Mordor.
I look like a fat hippy in real life, but people mistake me for a metal head. I mean, I get it.
No, sorry. I don't know how to play any metal songs.
But what ruined metal for me was during the pandemic I was in NYC. I have quite a few cool stories about that, but they are perhaps tales for a different evening. Anyway, what turned me off was how ovic the metal crowd was during the lockdown. Seeing grown men in their 30's that still collect action figure toys, walking the streets wearing jolly-roger masks took what remaining respect I had for the metal crowd.
It was time for me to move on.
How about you? What was the last good metal band you saw?
This is what 300 angry polka fans look like
If I have to fight something bigger than me, I mostly listen to Flatt and Scruggs to get pumped up.