Am I too late for the "great discussion" here? There was a great party in Arcadia with lots of music, dancing, and naked people.. just the way I like it! I don't really feel like getting involved in your argument, because no matter how much you quibble, they will always come back to me. Honestly, did man ever come closer to giving evolution it's due than when they decided to take my advice?
Who told them clothes were over-rated? I did.
Who insisted they sing and play as a form of worship? I did.
Which name did they scream when trying to procreate? Mine.
Who got it on with the Mother Goddess long before any of you other guys showed up? You guessed it... good ole Pan.
So you gods focus on right and wrong, heaven and hell, all that icon mumbo-jumbo. I've got a date with twenty nymphs who are just dying for a goat-cheese tickle. Oh, and excuse the smell. Despite that little human author Tom Robbins' hopes, they still haven't made a perfume that can mask the musk.
Who told them clothes were over-rated? I did.
Who insisted they sing and play as a form of worship? I did.
Which name did they scream when trying to procreate? Mine.
Who got it on with the Mother Goddess long before any of you other guys showed up? You guessed it... good ole Pan.
So you gods focus on right and wrong, heaven and hell, all that icon mumbo-jumbo. I've got a date with twenty nymphs who are just dying for a goat-cheese tickle. Oh, and excuse the smell. Despite that little human author Tom Robbins' hopes, they still haven't made a perfume that can mask the musk.