🎄 Christmas 🎄 Dear Santy, please bring ammo. Xoxo 🍪 🥛

[dalpat077]

Now I know these Holy books, historically are rarely used to stop violence or bullets.. but I’m still curious.

Isn’t that an irony. Because both have been the catalyst for much violence and bullets let’s face it!

 

[dalpat077]

Alright. Somebody is lying to me. No fucking way my gifts can fit on that sleigh: and for fuck sure would need more than 7 reindeer to move them.

This thing quite cute actually.

Official NORAD Santa Tracker

Follow Santa Claus as he makes his magical journey around the world!

www.noradsanta.org

 

[Nurse Ratched]

Dunno how I missed this one before. But WHY are you stealing stuff from a hotel?

He's referring to the American tourist that stole a poster of the wall in North Korea. They promptly put him in a coma and sent him back to the U.S. to die. Can't remember his name.

 

[dalpat077]

He's referring to the American tourist that stole a poster of the wall in North Korea. They promptly put him in a coma and sent him back to the U.S. to die. Can't remember his name.

Yes I know. Seen it on a DW documentary. Should not have been stealing posters in North Korea. Wasn’t in Disneyland.

 

[Tranced]

Alright. Somebody is lying to me. No fucking way my gifts can fit on that sleigh: and for fuck sure would need more than 7 reindeer to move them.

This thing quite cute actually.

Official NORAD Santa Tracker

Follow Santa Claus as he makes his magical journey around the world!

www.noradsanta.org

Well that's yet another fucking conspiracy against children, don't you people see!

This is how many were abducted, today.

 

[w01fg4ng]

Just inherited this as a holiday gift from a friend of a dead friend.

 

[w01fg4ng]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

 

[w01fg4ng]

Dumb ass

 

[w01fg4ng]

I am the leader you shouldn't follow

 

[w01fg4ng]

So hung so hot

so what you got?

 

[deficiT]

Well now you're ruined Christmas