Dear Bella, what have you done?

[Sadie]

In Jeremy Beadle's small hand or his bigger one??

Maybe it's a double Trumper.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Maybe it's a double Trumper.

Brilliant! That's what I'm gonna call the little, er, I mean HUGE feller from now on - "come on wife, get yer gob round me double trumper"

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

I will provide sexual relief per post made in Social by members of EADD.

I've posted enough in Social to earn luxury 5 star ravishing sexual relief, but I'm a born-again frigid after using up all my slut tokens, so I'll have an hour's foot caressing instead of the sexual favours please. I haven't got it in me to work it out right now, but I probably post in Social more than EADD recently, but my heart is in EADD even if a lot of my ramblings are elsewhere

 

[quiet roar]

Nothing wrong with spreading the love, and some posts just work better in certain forums. FUBAR's social postings have me chuckling heartily, even guffawing occasionally, but they wouldn't really work here.

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

I just post wherever I have something to say about what comes up in the new posts, I don't care where I am! (I seem to have a lot more to say when I've indulged though that's for sure blah di blah blah and don't even consider if what I'm saying will work there if I have a response - it is what it waffling is)

 

[Bella Figura]

Bella, ya crafty shite. I've only just realised you're now a mod in social. Anyway, I've made four posts in there today so I claim my hand job...

thank you for the congratulations...

 

[consumer]

Congratulations Bella. I would post there but its a given that i would get attacked as soon as i did so no point.

 

[Bella Figura]

Thanks mang, no worries it's not for everyone, but might I add, it's probably not as hostile as you think

Anyway, I'll make do on my promise

*assumes the position*

 

[Sadie]

Spread your wings, spread the love It's not all doom and gloom.

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Socks are off, I'm ready for my foot job now Bella

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Bella. I believe you now owe me full anal sex, with reach around. Followed by making me gag on your shitty cock, then shooting your muck up my nostrils.

I'm waiting...

 

[Bella Figura]

I'll tell you what, seeing as you're my number 1 top favourite customer clientele - I'll let you go halves on me and doxxy for the same rate, except I'm just popping out for a bit, so it'll have to be my face drawn onto doxxy's back for now. Try not to splooge before my return.

 

[ordinary mind]

I did it guys, I did a social. Three whole letters of pure unadulterated socialising.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

If you expect me to get foxy by proxy with Doxy, then I demand a suck to chuck my muck!

 

[Bella Figura]

I did it guys, I did a social. Three whole letters of pure unadulterated socialising.

Are you a whole new you?

If you expect me to get foxy by proxy with Doxy, then I demand a suck to chuck my muck!

lol - In all seriousness you guys don't know how much it warms my heart to see fellow 'euros' posting in there!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I did it guys, I did a social. Three whole letters of pure unadulterated socialising.

Nice one OM. First you have to ease it in gently, before ramming it right up to the hilt

 

[ordinary mind]

Are you a whole new you?

Well my hands won't stop shaking and my heart is beating like a pilled up speedcore fanatic's fist pumping on a Tuesday afternoon, but yeah. I think everything is going to be OK.